“My mouth is like a circus

But I’m always in debt”

–Cherry Poppin’ Daddies, “The Pink Elephant”

I have my first author signing in less than a week and my own impending novel to come out sometime after that—and I live with my parents, broke at 28.  How does one toe the lines of both rock star and loser at the same time?  Versatility baby.  I got range!


“I’m flat broke but I don’t care

I strut right by with my tail in the air”

–Stray Cats, “Stray Cat Strut”