27 Wednesday Jun 2012
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cats, forgiveness is feline, my life as comedy, pet grooming, Raven, Raven the cat, should I learn French?, the one-eyed cat, whoops!
So…this is what happens when you have a miscommunication with the pet groomers. I give you Raven the cat. A few years ago, a lunatic took her eye. Yesterday, I took her dignity. Be forewarned, the footage you are about to see may be…disturbing.
06 Thursday Oct 2011
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“I have to write, I can’t pick you up and cradle you right now.”
“Mrow?”
“You are a lone huntress of the night.”
“Mrow?”
“Claws sharp as crescent moons. Fur black as a bad-bad dream.”
“Mrow?”
“You are a cycloptic, nocturnal predator–you need no one!”
“Mrow?”
“Dammit…”
13 Monday Dec 2004
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cat eating, cats, Eureka, Eureka College, inidgo snake, lenore, Melmacian cousine, Sig House, snakes
As it stands…it’s Monday night and Lenore and I are still in Eureka (and will likely be here untill Tuesday). Hotmail is still being a bitch. So leave any important messages (I especially enjoy compliments and really cheap pick up lines) in the coments section. And if you would like to see Lenore eat one of the campus cats…come on down to the Sig house. If you don’t want Lenore to eat a campus cat…you should probably come down to the Sig house. I will not be eating any cats…
