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SLIP N’ SLIDE 2007

13 Monday Aug 2007

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When:
Saturday Aug 25, 2007
at 2:00 PM

Where::
The Doetsch Household
3911 Hale Lane
Island Lake, IL 60042
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It’s that time of year again! Time for another chapter in the epic that is SLIP ‘N SLIDE PARTY. So we’re sending out the call. Spread the word. If you’ve been to the party, you know why. If you haven’t…then you should find out.

There will be some food and drink, but any you can bring with will earn bonus points. And further bonus points if you come dressed as a pirate or tribal. Once again, spread the word (we’re not exactly organized in our invite process).

RIDES: If you have any need of a ride (even from a long distance)…let me know; I may be able to work out some carpooling.

I say your worst side’s your best side

03 Friday Aug 2007

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The only problem with falling in love with people’s flaws—with seeing the exquisitely awkward, late-blooming grace of the misfit, is the frustration that they don’t often see it in themselves, don’t believe you when you point it out.  But all in all and I still love those pretty flaws, those deviations from symmetry.

Reading, Signing, Booze, and of course…the Dead

29 Sunday Jul 2007

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Book of Dead Things made it’s debut, from Twilight Tales Press, with my story, “Blood, Snow , and Sparrows.”  And we still have one schedueled reading/signing event, tomorrow night:

-Monday July 30, 7:30pm – 10pm
Signing & Reading
Twilight Tales Debut Party for
BOOK OF DEAD THINGS
Red Lion Pub
2446 N. Lincoln, Chicago

Check out the Twilight Tales website for more details and lists of participating authors. 

I’ll be there reading and signing.  So come on out to hear some great fiction.  Come on out and hear some haunted stories in a reputedly haunted pub.  Come on out to what GQ called one of the “Top 50 Neighborhood Bars in the World,” what Whiskey Magazine called one of the “Best Whiskey Bars in Chicago,” and what Esquire called on of “The Best Bars in the Midwest.”

 

Come on out to the Red Lion Pub.

Reading/Signing Events

25 Wednesday Jul 2007

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Book of Dead Things made it’s debut, from Twilight Tales Press, with my story, “Blood, Snow , and Sparrows.” Mark your calendars, because there’s more signing/reading events:

-Thursday July 26, 6:30pm – 10:30pm
Signing & Reading
Double debut event for TALES FROM THE RED LION and
BOOK OF DEAD THINGS.
Kate the Great’s Book Emporium
5550 N. Broadway, Chicago

-Monday July 30, 7:30pm – 10pm
Signing & Reading
Twilight Tales Debut Party for
BOOK OF DEAD THINGS
Red Lion Pub
2446 N. Lincoln, Chicago

I’ll be at both events (along with alot of other fun folk) reading and signing.  Check out the Twilight Tales website for more details and lists of participating authors.

I’ll make it afraid of me

25 Wednesday Jul 2007

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This is hard.

 

This is really hard.

 

This is falling off the Sears Tower and trying to tie your shoes on the way down, hard.

 

My imagination feels flaccid and useless.  Going the next round is harder.  The second draft of the book is harder than when you made it from scratch.  Everything has a question mark on it.  All aspects.  My head is full of slugs and doubts and something slimy drips out of my ears.

 

I’m trying to remember if I was ever any good and on the off chance of that, how I did it.  It’s like Superman is flying around, invincible and happy and someone shouts up, “Hey Supes, how do you fly?”—and he pauses, frowns, then plummets screaming and hits the ground—BAM—dead.  And that’s when you learn that fear of success is as bad as fear of failure and I feel both of them now, double-teaming me in the ears.

 

Ugh…

 

But this isn’t a pity post.  I know that I’m very fortunate to have this vexing task to begin with, fortunate to have the opportunity.  Not a “woe-is-me” post.  I know I’ll get to the other side somehow.  But to do that, I have to extract it, strangle it, and slap it down on the page—safely transfix it to the screen, like a pinned butterfly in a collection.  And then I catch all my vexations like that, pin each one down.  And I give them all Latin names and show off my collection.  “Here’s imaginationous limpus; here is phobos commitmenta; here is slothis totalis.”

 

And that’s what I do.

 

And when It becomes aware and realizes…

 

When It sees…

 

…that It’s just an itty-bitty insect writhing on one of my pins…

 

…then my fear will be afraid of me.

Bittersweet musings, pumpkin-grin blues, thoughts and thoughts, and nostalgia nocturnes in the head

19 Thursday Jul 2007

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“Because we do not know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. And yet everything happens only a certain number of times, and a very small number really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood, an afternoon that is so deeply a part of your being that you cannot conceive of your life without it? Perhaps four, or five times more? Perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless…”

 

—Paul Bowles, The Sheltering Sky

Oh My Paws and Whiskers

12 Thursday Jul 2007

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Well you’re in your little room
And you’re working on something good
But if it’s really good
You’re gonna need a bigger room
And when you’re in the bigger room
You might not know what to do
You might have to think of
How you got started
Sitting in your little room

-The White Stripes, “Little Room”

 


EGADS!!!

 

Over a month and no real post.  I apologize.  If I were the White Rabbit, my watch would have exploded and the Queen of Hearts would have disemboweled me by now . . . or was she a club?  A spade?  She should be spaded.  Hehe . . . veterinary humor.

 

If I vanish, tell me if my grin is the last thing you see.

 

But enough nonsense—where were we?

 

Books and Dead Things

 


 Book of Dead Things made it’s debut, from Twilight Tales Press, with my story, “Snow, Blood, and Sparrows.”  Mark your calendars, because there’s more signing/reading events:

-Thursday July 26, 6:30pm – 10:30pm
Signing & Reading
Double debut event for TALES FROM THE RED LION and
BOOK OF DEAD THINGS.
Kate the Great’s Book Emporium
5550 N. Broadway, Chicago

-Monday July 30, 7:30pm – 10pm
Signing & Reading
Twilight Tales Debut Party for
BOOK OF DEAD THINGS
Red Lion Pub
2446 N. Lincoln, Chicago

I’ll be at both events, signing and reading.

 

Strangeness in the Proportion

 

Working out preliminary concepts and notes and outlines on my novel, with my editor, James Lowder.  I think it’ll be interesting…but there’s going to be a lot of work before we finish that final draft.  Until then, I’ll have to keep meditating on absinthe and finding new ways to look at cadavers romantically.

It’s not easy.  I’m trying to get back into all the concepts and characters I’d thought of for the book, trying to remember what I was going for, what needs to be clipped away, what needs to be added—try and remember what it felt like, when the idea was fresh and new in my head in my dorm room, back then . . . and I feel stretch marks in my head . . . but once in a while I find that spark that started it all and then I think I might be on the right trail . . .

 

I’m Batman!…well…no…I’m actually just getting time and a half…

 

Nick and I finished up the filming we did as extras in the new Batman movie.  It was interesting.  We had to sign non-disclosure forms saying we wouldn’t tell anyone about the film . . . but we really don’t have much to tell anyway.  One day we were inmates.  Another day we were mobsters from the Maroni family

 

Ruin premiere coming up!

 

My friend, Matty Jacobson, will premiere his new film, Ruin, on the 21st.  Nick is one of the stars in it and I dabbled, just a little bit, with one of the drafts of the script.

 

Magic . . . or something like it

 

So I’ve been a working stiff lately, in the mornings, and it’s playing havoc on my nocturnal biorhythms.  I teach two classes of magic and sleight of hand to children at an Orthodox Jewish summer camp in the city.  These kids have hardcore Hebrew names and my Gentile throat has struggled with flemmy sounds . . . but with their help, I’m starting to get the hang of it.

 

Lenore

 

Lenore, my beautiful indigo serpent, turns three years old tomorrow.  I’ve raised her from a twelve inch hatchling, to a six foot monster (and she still has some growing to do).  I think in about two years she’ll be big enough to turn and devour her master.  In that event, I’ll leave some mysterious manuscripts in the skeleton trunk on my bookshelf, to be published posthumously.

 

Musing on Obsidian Darkly…

 

I’ve been doing a few late night coffee outings with my good friend, Brayton lately (as he’s moved back into the immediate area).  This has led to those wonderfully strange, witching-hour, caffeine driven conversations where our eccentric dialogue eventually leads us to a place where we both agree on writing a story called something like “And Then I Cut Off His Head With A Broken Toilet.”

 

A little more coffee led to . . .

 

Brayton:  Ah, obsidian.

 

Josh:  Obsidian is the coolest substance ever.

 

Brayton:  Indeed.

 

Josh:  I want all my possessions to be made of obsidian.  I want . . . hey!  What if the toilet in the story is made of obsidian?

 

Brayton:  [laughs dismissively]  Riiiiiiight.  Who the hell has an obsidian toilet?

 

Josh:  . . . Michael Clark Duncan?

 

Brayton:  . . . okay.

 

Slip n’ Slide, puppets, Slip n’ Slide

 

Still got your calendars out?  MARK THIS.  It’s time for our next annual SLIP N’ SLIDE party—the revelry will take place on the last Saturday of August, August 25th and will carry on, strong, all the way into Sunday.  BE THERE—if you’ve been to one of our slip n’ slide bashes, then you know why.  If not…then you need to find out.  You are invited (yes, YOU).  More details on this later…

 

Oh she keeps slippin’ away—an REM Persephone

 

Met this really cool girl . . .

            but I can’t remember her name.

I met this really cool girl . . .

            but the alarm keeps taking her away.

 

That’s all for today, lovelings.

 

Today’s post brought to you be the word posthumously, and the number π.

 

Pleasant dreams—and may all your eye movements be rapid.

 

My Snake Oil Can Kill Your Ills

28 Thursday Jun 2007

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You are The Magician

Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity.

Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing,
you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive.

The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man – either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Hancock is a funny word…

09 Saturday Jun 2007

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So I found Book of Dead Things over at Amazon.com, which was fun to see because I got to see my name up on Amazon.com (yay!).

As a reminder . . .

I’ll be at my first book signing on Sunday!

This weekend marks the debut of BOOK OF DEAD THINGS, an anthology featuring my story, “Blood, Snow, and Sparrows.”  The book will premiere at Printer’s Row, a Chicago book fair, on Saturday and Sunday (the 9th and 10th).  Look for the Twilight Tales booth (our booth location is W3&4. We’re on Dearborn, about a 1/2 to 3/4 of a block north of Polk Street).  I’ll likely be at the booth on Sunday from 2-4 pm.  There should be authors there throughout either day to sign copies.

But the fun doesn’t stop there, puppets—oh no, no, no.

The official debut party for THE BOOK OF DEAD THINGS will be held afterwards, on Sunday, June 10th from 6 – 8:30PM at VILLIANS BAR & GRILL 649 S. CLARK, CHICAGO, IL.

There will be free food, cash bar and door prizes. Many of the authors from both books will be there to sign books (which will also be for sale if there are copies left over from Printer’s Row).

 

For more info on Printers Row, and transportation info, check their WEBSITE.

 

For more info on the book and the debut party, check out TWILIGHT TALES.

This isn’t manic-depression, this is simultaneous and funny and it comes up at 5 AM

06 Wednesday Jun 2007

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musings

“My mouth is like a circus

But I’m always in debt”

–Cherry Poppin’ Daddies, “The Pink Elephant”

I have my first author signing in less than a week and my own impending novel to come out sometime after that—and I live with my parents, broke at 28.  How does one toe the lines of both rock star and loser at the same time?  Versatility baby.  I got range!


 

“I’m flat broke but I don’t care

I strut right by with my tail in the air”

–Stray Cats, “Stray Cat Strut”

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