• Blog
  • About Joshua
  • Written Works
  • Reviews

Joshua Alan Doetsch

~ Author & Scrivnomancer

Joshua Alan Doetsch

Tag Archives: strangeness in the proportion

My New Writer Bio

12 Tuesday Jan 2016

Posted by scrivnomancer in Uncategorized

≈ Leave a comment

Tags

cuttlefish ink, earworm, Joshua Alan Doetsch, scrivnomancer, sentient word virus, strangeness in the proportion, the secret world, Writing bio

Joshua Alan Doetsch is a sentient word virus spreading across the collective unconscious through the vector of human language. It has taken on many forms, from short stories, to screenplays, to tabletop roleplaying games. It spreads through print, digital, and audio mediums. It coalesced as the novel Strangeness in the Proportion and shaped itself into an anthropomorphic guise as Lead Writer of The Secret World, a massive multiplayer online computer game. It is made of cuttlefish ink and earworm rhymes, and its fingernails are gleaming fountain pen nibs. You can help spread the infection at joshuadoetsch.com. It’s already too late.

Signed Books II: the Reckoning

22 Tuesday Sep 2015

Posted by scrivnomancer in Uncategorized

≈ Leave a comment

Tags

absinthe, Christopher Shy, horradorable, James Lowder, Joshua Alan Doetsch, making necrophelia cute again, novel, Onyx Path, signed novel, strangeness in the proportion, toe tags, Vampire: the Requiem, weird romance, white wolf, WoD, World of Darkness

Elizabeth Báthory had a dwarf accomplice named Fickó.

That fact has nothing to do with the rest of this post. Books! Specifically, my novel! I recently sold a small box of them I stumbled upon, and they sold fast. In fact some people who contacted me were not able to get one. So, I’m going to do a second round of signed copies of my novel, Strangeness in the Proportion.

You too will smile as big as this happy reader…

11951714_859575017459910_572870867099379928_o

What do you get?

  • A physical copy of the book! All three dimensions (plus a bonus dimension). Look at that creepy cover by Christopher Shy.
  • Autographed, with anything else you’d like scrawled in it.
  • A genuine toe tag bookmark (never mind how I got them!).

The price (which includes shipping) is $25 to ship to the US and $45 to other countries (sorry, shipping nailed me last round). You can also buy the book cheaper and in electronic format (but sans signature and toe tag) at the link above.

I’ll accept payments through Paypal. If interested, email me at scrivnomancer@gmail.com (that’s not my paypal address, email me first) for details. I’ll get a shipment of the books in October, which means I should be able to have shipped to people before Halloween (a perfect time to read it!).

Want a taste of the novel? This is my short and sweet synopsis:

Boy gets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets girl back…one piece at a time.

Want a deeper look? The dynamic duo at The Booked Podcast does a lovely review of it.

A Toe Tag From Me is Like a Valentine

05 Wednesday Aug 2015

Posted by scrivnomancer in Uncategorized

≈ Leave a comment

Tags

absinthe, Christopher Shy, horradorable, James Lowder, Joshua Alan Doetsch, novel, Onyx Path, strangeness in the proportion, toe tags, Vampire: the Requiem, white wolf, WoD, World of Darkness

UPDATE: My copies of the book are sold out, but more can be bought HERE.

The last few weeks saw a lot of road trippin’. A visit home to my parents’ house turned up a forgotten box of copies of my novel, Strangeness in the Proportion. Behold!

File 2015-08-05, 10 52 45 PM

I will be moving soon and must shed the weight of as many earthly possessions as possible. That’s where you come in! I will be taking online orders for copies of the book. $20 will give you the following:

  • A physical copy of the book! All three dimensions (plus a bonus dimension). Look at that creepy cover by Christopher Shy.
  • Autographed, with anything else you’d like scrawled in it.
  • A genuine toe tag bookmark* (never mind how I got them!).
  • Shipping (if you live in some far flung place, we can talk about how much that’ll cost).

Want a taste of the novel? This is my short and sweet synopsis:

Boy gets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets girl back…one piece at a time.

Want a deeper look? The dynamic duo at The Booked Podcast does a lovely review of it.

I’ll accept payments through Paypal. If interested, email me at scrivnomancer@gmail.com (that’s not my paypal address, email me first) for details. First come, first serve. Only a small handful of these.

*And If I already owe you a toe tag, that’s coming soon!

WEIRD LOVE –or– Valentines With Ventricles

17 Tuesday Feb 2015

Posted by scrivnomancer in Uncategorized

≈ 1 Comment

Tags

anthology, Chaosium, Cthulhu, Cthulhu Mythos, H.P. Lovecraft, Horror on the Orient Express, love story, lovecraft, Lovecraft Mythos, Madness On the Orient Express, Onyx Path, Orient Express, romance, short stories, Sparrow and Crowe, strangeness in the proportion, Valentine's Day, weird fiction, weird romance, white wolf, World of Darkness


SC_WeirdRomance_Cover_Final2

So the romantic weekend is concluded. Chocolates have been eaten. Flowers passed. Cards. Perfume. Heart-shaped everything.

Now you want some unorthodox romance. Some strange love. Valentines that beat. Look no further!

  • A sweet romance between a forensic pathologist and a cadaver (my novel Strangeness in the Proportion).
  • A hot and heavy romance between a teenager and a frog in the Everglades (my short story “Harlow’s Fairytale” in the Weird Romance anthology).
  • A romance between recovering lunatics, riding on a train through the Lovecraft mythos (my short story “Stained Windows” in the Madness On the Orient Express anthology).

A Love That Defies the Tyranny of Worms

14 Thursday Feb 2013

Posted by scrivnomancer in Uncategorized

≈ Leave a comment

Tags

Icky Knock, simon meeks, strange love, strangeness in the proportion, toe tags, V-Day, Valentine's Day, valentines, Venereal Day, weird romance

A valentine for a valentine, loveling. Have Simon Meeks send you something sweet. Leave a review comment for Strangeness in the Proportion, and I will send you a Jane Doe toe tag book mark (genuine toe tag). Just leave the review and email me (scrivnomancer@gmail.com) your shipping particulars. This is a bribe for a comment, not for the content of the comment. Tell me I suck a bucket of sloth extremities, and I still send you a toe tag. Let’s have some strange love!

Speaking of strange love…get a FREE sample story from the upcoming Weird Romance anthology. It’s like downloading the single before the killer album.

A happy V-Day to all, whether you celebrate it genuinely…or are hip and trash it as a commercial institution…or are double hip and circle back to loving it genuinely despite that (because every holiday is now a series of tweets by the hip telling us why we should loath that particular day…except Halloween…that’s still cool to genuinely enjoy…for now…).

Creativity & Such

06 Wednesday Feb 2013

Posted by scrivnomancer in Uncategorized

≈ 2 Comments

Tags

age of conan, anthologies, busy!, creative process, creativity, doetsch, durham north carolina, entertainment, funcom, gaming, impending move, imposter syndrome, impromptu trip, interview, memories, Sizigyy, strangeness in the proportion, the creative process, vegas, video game writing, videogames, writing, Writing & Whiskey

Suspicious CharacterBack from an impromptu trip to Vegas. Stories and anthologies spinning like plates. Change in job title. Impending move from Montreal to Durham, North Carolina. More news to come.

Had a lot of fun doing an interview over at Writing & Whiskey.

Check it out:  Josh Doetsch: On the Creative Process.

Patrick Rothfuss! Charity! Prizes! Toe Tags! Goblins!

21 Monday Jan 2013

Posted by scrivnomancer in Uncategorized

≈ Leave a comment

Tags

alchemy, altruism, auctions, books, charity, fundraiser, Geekery, geeks, goblins, Heifer International, Patrick Rothfuss, prizes, raffle, spoils, strangeness in the proportion, toe tags, toe-tag bookmarks, Worldbuilders, Worldbuilders 2012

Appearing in a Patrick Rothfuss blog meets my definition of a fine day. The occasion? Worldbuilders! It’s a fundraiser run by Mr. Rothfuss to raise money for Heifer International (they impress me not for being altruistic, but for their competence in their altruism). What is more, Lord Rothfuss has gathered a might confluence of books and related geekery. Donating makes you very likely to win some fine spoils. Giving and receiving meet in a wonderfully impossible alchemy.

But there is only one day left! Things shut down at 11:59pm on the 21st. Get thee there now!

Donate HERE.

See the remaining auctions HERE.

For every $50.00 donated, I will personally slay one invisible scuttle-goblin. They’ve stolen our car keys and socks, unopposed, for long enough.

That guy . . . whatsisname . . . Banderstatch Cumberbun?

09 Sunday Dec 2012

Posted by scrivnomancer in Uncategorized

≈ 2 Comments

Tags

adaptation, Banderstatch Cumberbun, Benedict Cumberbatch, cadavers, cumberbatch, horradorable, morgue, movie, novel, Onyx Path, simon meeks, strangeness in the proportion, white wolf, World of Darkness

Maybe, if Strangeness in the Proportion was ever to be made into a movie, we could convince Benedict Cumberbatch to play Simon Meeks.

Any other casting choices you’d make?

bodiesmorgue

Networking in the Morgue

25 Wednesday Apr 2012

Posted by scrivnomancer in Uncategorized

≈ Leave a comment

Tags

facebook, flash fiction, horradorable, making friends, micro-fiction, severed hand, simon meeks, social network, strangeness in the proportion, white wolf, World of Darkness

Simon Meeks tried to be social. He gave this Facebook notion a whirl. He posted stuff on his wall, and he waited and waited and waited for someone to friend him…

Letter From a Christian Goth

16 Friday Mar 2012

Posted by scrivnomancer in Uncategorized

≈ Leave a comment

Tags

absinthe, copy-editing, editing, James Lowder, Marshall Finch, novel, serialized novels, simon meeks, strangeness in the proportion, white wolf, World of Darkness

Back when Strangeness in the Proportion was being serialized on White Wolf’s website, we received feedback from readers, even as we were still editing sections to be released (and further polishing for its upcoming ebook and print incarnations). That was the coolest thing about serializing and the immediacy of interaction on the web — being able to get feedback while the clay was still a little damp. One World of Darkness denizen in particular, Marshall Finch, gave back a lot of copy-edit input that went into improving the book (you can find him in the Acknowledgements).

Marshal recently sent me an immensely nice letter. I think it’s my first fan letter. I’ve communicated electronically with a lot of people, but I do believe this is the first physical missive sent to me by someone who knows me primarily through my writing. I’m several hundreds miles away from my parents’ fridge. So I’m posting this here. Enjoy. Or don’t. This is for me.

Dear Joshua:

Thank you so much for signing this (and for writing it)! It was a pleasure to be one of the first to read it during proofreading. I have several favorite books, between which I cannot choose because they fall into different genres and do not compete with one another for the niches they occupy in my heart. Strangeness is among those favorites, establishing its superiority in the ranks of those works that populate the peculiar realm at once morbid and humorous.

There are few perfect characters in fiction. It’s the rare author who ever creates a character perfectly. most characters are flawed by design, too passive, uninteresting, or unrelatably without error, Even those characters designed perfectly usually come with some error in their execution, a scene in which they deviate, a page which doesn’t seem to fit with the rest. Simon is without such error. Simon is one of those rare perfect characters.

You deserve all the praise you’ve been given by your fans, and more attention. You’re handicapped by the strange void that your work fills — unfortunately the romance genre is more popular. Notwithstanding, yours is the better novel, better than any I’ve read in a very long time. Thank you for making it a part of my life.

In Christ,

Marshall Finch

Christiangoth

A big…proportion (see what I did there?) of credit, for Simon turning out the way he did, should go to my editor, James Lowder. I had a very raw idea, and Jim helped me hammer it. Simon had quite a few changes from the first draft on, both in conception and execution. Jim helped me make the most of him.

Good Lord! You should see some of the offshoot ideas I had in the re-outlining phase, that Jim killed with expert scythe swings. Simon just may owe him his life. Once a year, he leaves small, gory sacrifices on the mantle and raises an absinthe toast to the force known as the Lowder.

Skål!

← Older posts

Become a Patron

A weird story every month and a backstage look at my writing.

Recent Posts

  • Madness, Tentacles, & Vampire Dating Apps
  • Tabletop Tuesday: The Power of Trinkets –or– Dude, that’s your Dobby sock!
  • Table Top Tuesday: Party Assembled!
  • Bugs n’ Stuff
  • A Storyteller in Your Court

Archives

Quoth the Joshua, “Tweet!”

  • It’s all the horror writing. I rarely have nightmares. That part of my brain is EXHAUSTED. twitter.com/horrorhammer1/… :: 3 hours ago
  • RT @DougJBalloon: In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: big cup of Folgers, eggs and sausage, then everyone calls their lawyer to send hu… :: 3 hours ago
  • This hangs over my bath. twitter.com/solisolsoli/st… :: 3 hours ago
  • RT @UpToTASK: I need this sticker. https://t.co/u0HpOocQ0U :: 3 hours ago
  • RT @HorrorHammer1: Vincent Price in 'The Masque of the Red Death' (1964) https://t.co/29iHmZPqYQ :: 3 hours ago

Magic Word Cloud

absinthe age of conan anthology autumn birthday blood snow and sparrows book of dead things cafe aeon cats christmas college cosmic horror Cthulhu dad dreams facebook flash fiction funcom game writing gaming GenCon H.P. Lovecraft halloween horradorable James Lowder Joshua Alan Doetsch lenore lovecraft magic Mark Doetsch medieval times memories micro-fiction misfits montreal music musings neil gaiman nick nostalgia novel Onyx Path Poe pseudopod Raven ray bradbury readings red lion pub reese scrivnomancer signings simon meeks slip n' slide Sparrow & Crowe strangeness in the proportion the secret world toe tags twilight tales twitter Vampire Vampire: the Masquerade Vampire: the Requiem vampires video video game writing voice acting volo bog weird fiction weird romance white hen white wolf white wolf novel World of Darkness writing writing lessons

RSS Links

RSS Feed RSS - Posts

RSS Feed RSS - Comments

Create a website or blog at WordPress.com

  • Follow Following
    • Joshua Alan Doetsch
    • Join 521 other followers
    • Already have a WordPress.com account? Log in now.
    • Joshua Alan Doetsch
    • Customize
    • Follow Following
    • Sign up
    • Log in
    • Report this content
    • View site in Reader
    • Manage subscriptions
    • Collapse this bar
 

Loading Comments...