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How to Kill Santa

20 Sunday Dec 2015

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anthology, christmas, Christmas horror, dark holidays, draugr, ho ho ho, norse mythology, Santa, Sparrow & Crowe, undead santa, weird fiction, weird winter stories, winter horror, Wormwood: A Serialized Mystery, yule, Yuletide

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Finn remembers. The dark woods. The chair of bone and horn. He sat on Santa’s cold lap. The blue-black skin. Moon-glow eyes. The clotted beard. That distended belly that shook like things writhing in jelly.

May your holidays be weird. Want to make them weirder? Check out my story, “How to Kill Santa”, in Weird Winter Stories, an anthology featuring the characters of Sparrow and Crowe (from the audio drama Wormwood: A Serialized Mystery).

Norse draugr mythology meets Santa lore, preternatural parasites, and more! I’ve even made you a playlist to listen to while you read.

The night before Christmas is a long stretch of dark.

You can hide anything there.

Santa Draugr

Love on the Strange

22 Friday Mar 2013

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anthology, Cameron Rice, Caroline Pruett, Chloe Myaskovsky, Christa Nahhas, comics, Darren Thomas, David Accampo, drama, entertainment, gaming, Jay Stringer, Jeremy Rogers, my writing, Paul Montgomery, podcasts, psychopomp, Sparrow & Crowe, the frog prince, Tiffiny Kaye Whiteney, Timmy Wood, transition, twisted fairytales, videogames, weird romance, Weird Winter, Wormwood, Wormwood: A Serialized Mystery, Xander Crowe

I was (and am) a huge fan of the podcasted audio drama Wormwood: A Serialized Mystery. I listened to that show through a transitional period of my life. I started during a time when I, in possession of a fresh Masters Degree, was back living with my parents, working a soul-draining graveyard shift at 7-11, and (with no other expenses) still not making the monthly minimums on my debt.

And I continued listening to the show when I landed a job writing for a video game company and was very suddenly thrust from Chicago to Oslo, Norway. The show was one of the familiar things I brought with me when I jumped far out into the big bad world. I followed the exploits of the occult detectives Sparrow & Crowe (you can now follow them in comic book form as well). In more than one culture, sparrows and crows are psychopomps, beings who guide others between worlds. It was no different for me.

One great thing about the internet (and you have to take in the great things, in the face of YouTube comments), is it sometimes gives you the chance to keep in touch with the creators of the things you love. And somewhere along the way, I got to collaborate with them. Twice! First was for a prose Sparrow & Crowe anthology, Weird Winter Stories (containing my story “How to Kill Santa”).

And now round two! I give you Weird Romance. It is another Sparrow & Crowe anthology, this time centering on theme of the strangeness of love. There is a lot of variety here, a lot of twisted gems, fathoming the depth of the oddity that is l’amour. My story is “Harlow’s Fairytale,” and I’m rather proud of it, rather fond of the character Harlow. You should sit down and read her tale. There’s a frog prince…but it’s not very Disney.

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Alternative Writing & Weird Romance

14 Thursday Feb 2013

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"Harlow's Fairytale", alternative writing, Bright September, Cameron Rice, Caroline Pruett, Chloe Myaskovsky, Christa Nahhas, darkened room, Darren Thomas, David Accampo, experiment at work, fairytale, Habit Forming Films, harlow, Jay Stringer, Jeremy Rogers, Joshua Alan Doetsch, Paul Montgomery, Roleplaying, Sleepless Lullaby, Sparrow & Crowe, Tiffiny Kaye Whitney, Timmy Wood, twitter, twitter fic, Twitter Roleplaying, weird romance, writing news

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My short story, “Harlow’s Fairytale” is coming very soon to a Weird Romance anthology near you.

In alternative writing news, today I was fooling around with an experiment at work, to interact with with players via in-character Twitter roleplaying. Many personalities. I had an awkward, teenage love spat with myself. This is always stressful. But the makeup sex is fantastic.

Tonight, I saw Bright September play live, in a darkened room. This is the song I particularly liked, “Sleepless Lullaby.”

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Weird Romance Approaching…

13 Wednesday Feb 2013

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Weird Winter: a soundtrack

24 Monday Dec 2012

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christmas, gift button, holiday fiction, holidays, music, Nox Arcana, playlists, soundtrack, Sparrow & Crowe, weird fiction, weird winter stories, winter stories, www youtube, yule

Need a soundtrack to set the mood for reading strange holiday fiction? Here’s the playlist I listened to while writing “How to Kill Santa” for the anthology, Weird Winter Stories: A Sparrow & Crowe Yuletide Anthology.

Click the GIVE AS A GIFT button and fill someone’s digital stockings with weird winter fiction.

May Your Holidays Be Strange

22 Saturday Dec 2012

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826LA, anthology, audio drama, charity, christmas, comics, Comixology, draugr, hagfish, holiday horror, holidays, nightmare before christmas, podcast, Santa, Santa Claus, short stories, Sparrow & Crowe, strange tales, weird fiction, weird stories, winter, winter holidays, Wormwood: A Serialized Mystery, yule

I’m a Halloween boy, born and bred in the pumpkin patch, but I’ve always loved the Winter holidays. The mix is not so incongruous…or rather the incongruity works. Winter/Yule/Christmas and all the rest have had an affair with Weird Tales for a long time–from Charles Dickens to The Nightmare Before Christmas. It was not so long ago that winter was a deadly time of year. The harvest is behind; the spring is impossibly far ahead; the nights are long and dark–time to gather round the fire and tell strange stories.

So gather, lumplings!

WeirdWinterI had the good fortune of working with the creators of Sparrow & Crowe on an anthology of the winter weird, featuring their eponymous occult investigators. If you like to see more of the odd duo, check out their comic book (try out the free software on Comixology–I’d never thought I’d enjoy reading a comic on a phone, but it’s pretty sweet). Also see Sparrow and Crowe in their original appearance as part of the podcasted audio drama Wormwood: A Serialized Mystery (free to download from the website or iTunes).

Best of all, all proceeds from our anthology of winter weird goes to a charity: 826LA.

Check out my story, “How to Kill Santa.” It mixes Christmas, Santa, Norse undead known as the draugr, and hagfish! It’s Steven King’s It meets A Christmas Carol and a dash of Goonies.

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Of Comics & Sparrows & Crows

24 Tuesday Apr 2012

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Once upon a time, I listened to an awesome podcast — a full cast, radio drama style bit of lovely called Wormwood: A Serialized Mystery. I was (am!) a huge fan. Now, a comic book featuring some of those characters (Sparrow & Crowe) is soon to be released, and the above full page ad features a creator quote by me. Fandom comes full circle! You can see the ad in the May addition of Diamond’s Previews catalog (in a comic store near you later this week).

Conversations at the office

I work at a game studio, where conversations are fun. Events at the office today may have caused me to say:

“If I dropped a heavy dildo on my keyboard, I’d end up with a better sentence than that.”

Also, I had a meeting with one of my bosses. I’m doing work on two different games right now, so there’s multiple bosses. The writing meeting opened up something like this (the names have been changed to protect the devious):

BOSS:  “Josh, did you cut your hair?”

ME:  “Yes I did.”

BOSS:  “Hmmm…you got your Greek on. Do you have any Greek in you?”

ME:  “It’s possible.”

BOSS:  “There’s something about you…a…a sexual anger that’s very Mediterranean. Clara, what do you think? You’re a woman.”

CLARA: “Oh, God…”

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