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High Resolutions

29 Thursday Jan 2015

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black cats, cats, New Years, New Years resolutions, one-eyed cats, resolutions, the secret world, weight loss, World of Warcraft

’tis the season of resolutions. Or at least the tail end of it. That point when resolutions, bright and new and recently birthed, naively look about with shiny, bunny eyes and…BAM! Bullet in the ear. Buried in the shallow grave of end-of-Janurary. I’m not judging. There’s body parts in my boneyard too.

So lets go grave robbing!

Necromancy!

It’s alive!

I resolve to better feed the hungry maw of this blog. The poor thing has been subsisting on roadkill and particularly slow villagers. Things are brewing. Video game things. Table top game things. Anthology things. Screenplay and movie things. Stay tuned.

Also, I resolve to achieve my World of Warcraft weight.

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And after that, I’ll achieve my Secret World weight.

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I resolve to re-master one sleight-of-hand trick a month.

I resolve to use my fancy microphone for more audio-entertainment goodness.

I resolve to write certain people physical letters (fountain pen ink, wax seals, the whole bit) and tell them things unsaid.

I resolve to help a soul who’s creatively stuck and confidence-shaken.

I resolve to make better use of the wondrous gift of having a pet with an empty ocular cavity (suggestions welcome).

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What do you resolve? Tell me. Tell me! What have you got rising out of your boneyard?

The Lion Shave

27 Wednesday Jun 2012

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cats, forgiveness is feline, my life as comedy, pet grooming, Raven, Raven the cat, should I learn French?, the one-eyed cat, whoops!

So…this is what happens when you have a miscommunication with the pet groomers. I give you Raven the cat. A few years ago, a lunatic took her eye. Yesterday, I took her dignity. Be forewarned, the footage you are about to see may be…disturbing.

This is what happens when you miscommunicate with the pet gro... on Twitpic

Rule #6: Submit to no distractions

06 Thursday Oct 2011

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cats, distractions, horradorable, my cat, Raven, the black cat, the one-eyed cat, writing

“I have to write, I can’t pick you up and cradle you right now.”

“Mrow?”

“You are a lone huntress of the night.”

“Mrow?”

“Claws sharp as crescent moons. Fur black as a bad-bad dream.”

“Mrow?”

“You are a cycloptic, nocturnal predator–you need no one!”

“Mrow?”

“Dammit…”

Update

13 Monday Dec 2004

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cat eating, cats, Eureka, Eureka College, inidgo snake, lenore, Melmacian cousine, Sig House, snakes

As it stands…it’s Monday night and Lenore and I are still in Eureka (and will likely be here untill Tuesday). Hotmail is still being a bitch. So leave any important messages (I especially enjoy compliments and really cheap pick up lines) in the coments section. And if you would like to see Lenore eat one of the campus cats…come on down to the Sig house. If you don’t want Lenore to eat a campus cat…you should probably come down to the Sig house. I will not be eating any cats…

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