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I, Cyborg

24 Wednesday Apr 2013

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cyborgs, eating right, inside my head, laziness, my diseased imagination, my perspective, nutrition, robots, vegetables, visual display, weird thoughts

If you were to look at a cyborg PoV visual display, from my perspective, at mealtime, the text would read something like this:

CONUNDRUM: Raw vegetable more optimal for health / Cooked vegetable (with cheese) desired

Collating…

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SOLUTION: Exploit natural laziness

…

RAW VEGETABLE CONSUMED

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