27 Wednesday Jun 2012
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cats, forgiveness is feline, my life as comedy, pet grooming, Raven, Raven the cat, should I learn French?, the one-eyed cat, whoops!
So…this is what happens when you have a miscommunication with the pet groomers. I give you Raven the cat. A few years ago, a lunatic took her eye. Yesterday, I took her dignity. Be forewarned, the footage you are about to see may be…disturbing.
02 Friday Mar 2012
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Is my one-eyed cat, Raven, actually a supernatural familiar summoned forth to help me cast my scrivnomancy? I’ll let you decide.
06 Thursday Oct 2011
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“I have to write, I can’t pick you up and cradle you right now.”
“Mrow?”
“You are a lone huntress of the night.”
“Mrow?”
“Claws sharp as crescent moons. Fur black as a bad-bad dream.”
“Mrow?”
“You are a cycloptic, nocturnal predator–you need no one!”
“Mrow?”
“Dammit…”
Joshua Alan Doetsch 