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Monthly Archives: August 2004

Two Coils of a Dead King’s Tail

29 Sunday Aug 2004

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I got this Dante test from Dee’s blog. Apparently I’m banished to the second level of Hell. Oh well, spending eternity with Cleopatra and Helen of Troy doesn’t sound all that bad.

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) Moderate
Level 7 (Violent) Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) Very Low

Take the Dante’s Inferno Hell Test

A Picture Is Worth a Thousand Words…so I don’t have to type so much

29 Sunday Aug 2004

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I still need to get my hands on a digital camera to take a picture of my little snake.  But here is a picture of her hatching from her egg (or just after the fact).  She is a little bigger now and the red color on her mouth and nose is mostly gone (except for a little dot on the tip of her mouth).  She looks more like that really good indigo picture posted below.  And yes…by this weekend’s end (that is to say…today) I shall name her!

Feed Me Seymore!

28 Saturday Aug 2004

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I got my baby indigo to finally eat! For those who don’t know, it is a long and drawn out process. She is here, with me at school (Shhhhhhhhh…We’re not supposed to have pets).  I still haven’t named her but will get on that as soon as I may and get a picture posted to boot.  My computer is still with Dell…as soon as I get it back I’ll be back to doing more complete posts.

But for now…here is some free writing I had to do in my short fiction class.  The teacher was reading from this book full of wacky thoughts and sentence-short stories and we had to try and imitate the style.

“SHADES”
People ask me why I wear sunglasses so much.  “Trying to be Joe Cool,” they ask, “Trying to be Pensive Pete?”

“No,” I say, “I just hate to squint.”

When I squint, my whole body squints and I clench up and I get achy and my mind shuts down.  Wearing shades fixes that.  My hungry eyes open and when my eyes open, my body opens and then my mind opens and that is when interesting things fall out.

“RINGS”
“Do you have any idea how old I am?” spat the angry, geriatric frown.  I added his purchases up pleasantly, desiring to leap over the concession stand, cut him in half with a chainsaw, and in a smiley, customer friendly voice, calmly count the rings to him.

“WARDS”
“A blue safety blanket,” he told me, “for four headed monsters under the bed.”  “A rough, tough and tumble teddy-bear,” he said, “For boogey men scratching in the closet.”  “A holy wafer,” he whispered, “pocketed at church, for vampire moths flapping at the window.”

And then, his father walked by and he fell silent and stayed silent.  He did not have an answer for that.

Black is the color of the libido that is pent up

23 Monday Aug 2004

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In the words of the late great Walter Matthau, from THE ODD COUPLE, “If I don’t touch something soft in the next two weeks, I’m in big trouble.”

I Large Pizza Please…Extra Garlic

19 Thursday Aug 2004

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Oh those crazy born again christians. For the full scoop on a born again Domino Pizza employee who shot his fellow employee in the face because he thought he was a vampire…go here: http://www.local6.com/news/2921701/detail.html

Fiction just isn’t weird enough…I should start writing non-ficiton…

Black is the color of the smile that is sardonic

18 Wednesday Aug 2004

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While I’m familiar with pain in the short term and depression in melts-in-your-soul-not-in-your-hand bites, I don’t understand perpetual angst.

If the world is really, indeed, such a horrid place…then being upset about it just seems redundant to me.

Digital Zombies Ate My Computer!

17 Tuesday Aug 2004

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This has been the summer of computer sickness. Mine is in the shop (getting a new motherboard). The household comunal computer is very sick (I think it has syphilis). So I’m forced to use the library whenever it happens to be on my way.

But soon I shall be back at school with a fast conection and my own computer back and the live journal updates willf flow like…some type of fluid that flows in copious quantities, “flowin’ like an avalanche, comin’ down the mountain.”

Let’s see…I’m still trying to get my darling little baby indigo to eat (she is stuborn but that is normal). Nick and I have made visits to Chi-town, seeing a preview of a play with Nichole Walker (titled “Papa’s Got a Brand New Baghdad”) who acted in the indi film (BLACK DAYS) we did in the winter. We hung out with her for a while afterwords – circling the set of the new batman movie (but never getting in), wandering the streets, and playing ski-ball and shooting digital zombies at Dave and Busters.

Now I prepare for school…

Would a Snake By Any Other Name Be Just As Kick Ass?

09 Monday Aug 2004

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Drum roll…I brought in my pet serpent today. She is glossy black little and scared and beautiful. But I need to toy with a name. I have some ideas, some I jotted down, some that other people have suggested. I’ll just start throwing them in the pile.

-Elvira
-Vampirella
-Nyx (ancient goddess of Night in Greek mythology…I also like the sound of the name)
-Lenore (you know, the dead chick in “The Raven”)

I’ll keep jotting them down as I go, and accepting suggestions…

I WISHED FOR THE WORLD AT MY FINGERS AND THE SADISTIC GINI CURSED ME WITH THE INTERNET

08 Sunday Aug 2004

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Go to any internet message board – I don’t care how peaceful it seems, go to “CuteKittenDiscussionForum.com” – and watch a discussion go south and I think you will find the below theory to be true.

Found this lesson plan over at PENNY ARCADE

SAVE THE COMIC

07 Saturday Aug 2004

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Got this at the Neil Gaiman message board, it’s a sort of opening statement from Chris Staros, the new head of the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund. They are the folks that fight to make sure comic book writers/artists can create the stories they want to create with metaphors, messages, and stories that go a little beyond Archie. Thought it was interesting. Here it is –

A Personal Message from Chris Staros:

Hello, everyone. Thank you so much for the warm reception. I’ve received
dozens of heart-felt and congratulatory emails since the above
announcement was released by the CBLDF. It’s nice to be in such a
supportive community, and I look forward to working with all of you in the
coming months.

You know, comics is the last truly free artistic medium. Yet the fact that
it’s relatively small makes it extremely vulnerable to politicians and
prosecutors trying to make names for themselves on the often-overzealous
moral ground of “protecting the children.” It is here that First Amendment
battle lines are drawn and precedent setting cases are determined, and
that’s why it’s critical that all of us — publishers, distributors, retailers,
creators, and fans alike — support the CBLDF in any way that we can.

It may surprise you to learn that there are currently only 1,300 members of
the CBLDF. In an industry of over 3,000 retailers and at least 5,000
professionals — the most likely to be defended by the Fund — as well as
over 250,000 fans, there are only 1,300 people who feel strong enough to
become “card carrying” members of the CBLDF.

We’re fortunate enough to live in a stable country, which gives us
the “luxury” of becoming complacent about political matters. But in a post
9/11 environment, when the battle for our civil liberties is being fought at
all levels, this is not the time to sit on the sidelines.

I’ve personally witnessed — as Top Shelf — what this community is capable
of when it rallies behind a cause. And the CBLDF is a cause worth rallying
for. In his acceptance speech for the CBLDF’s Defender of Liberty Award at
this year’s Eisner ceremony, Jim Lee eloquently stated “You certainly don’t
need the likes of me to tell you what dangers we face as an industry and
as a community: dangers from overzealous local prosecutors looking for
easy, under-funded targets for political gain; dangers from a federal
government using an environment of fear and uncertainty to weaken our
civil rights. We live in a scary time — a time when the power of the First
Amendment is truly being tested and it is my honor to be able to help in
any way possible. But we need your involvement as well. Every professional,
every retailer, every fan here should be a member of the CBLDF.”

And in Chuck Rozanski’s Defender of Liberty acceptance speech from the
previous year he impassionedly expressed, “One of the things that’s come
up lately is the concept that patriotism involves repression. I think that in
this country — my adopted country — that patriotism, true patriotism,
involves defending the rights that the people who came before us fought
and died to achieve. . . we owe it to the next generation to not leave them
a world which has greater repression and less freedom than the world we
were given. So I ask you all to support the CBLDF in any way that you can.”

When pillars of the community voice articulate and emotional pleas like
this, there is no excuse not to take action.

Get involved in something worth fighting for.
Please commit to a one-year membership today (starting @ $25):

With one click you can join the fund:

AT THE SECURE CBLDF WEBSITE
http://cbldf.safeshopper.com/7/cat7.htm?945

OR

AT THE SECURE TOP SHELF WEBSITE
(ALL membership proceeds to the CBLDF)
http://www.topshelfcomix.com/news.php?type=7

Your friend thru comics,

Chris Staros
President, CBLDF Board of Directors
Publisher, Top Shelf Productions
PO Box 1282
Marietta, GA 30061-1282

chris@topshelfcomix.com
http://www.topshelfcomix.com

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