Ours was a forbidden love. Fiery walls and insidious circumstances barred our contact in a kingdom not at all by the sea. But then…I took matters into my own hands. I climbed up the fiber optic vines to her room and…
…yeah…I have internet access again.
And it seems the world of livejournal did indeed go round in my absence. Sorry to hear about you and Jake, Torrie. Congrats Wil and Kris!
What has happened…
…Lenore and I are back in good old Northern Illinois. Nick is back. My little sis, Danielle returned from her acting school in New York (REMINDER – PURCHASE LITTLE SISTER A TASER AND/OR COLLAPSABLE BATON FOR CHRISTMAS).
Before leaving Springfield, I had a fun all nighter with a Shakespeare paper – brought to you by the force of procrastination. I wrote it. Got no sleep. And found (that Saturday) that the Library was closed down and I would not be able to print it. I ended up emailing it to the professor (it may or may not have been late). I got an email back from him a few days ago. GULP. I wasn’t sure what to expect, this being a written-in-one-night paper for a teacher with a dizzying intellect…I certainly didn’t expect what the email said:
Dear Josh:
With your permission, I’d like to nominate your essay for the Marylin Ostrowski Award, given the best critical piece of the semester. You composed nothing short of magnificence–should also present as “paper” and submit for publication (as essay, of course).
Cf. Borges’ sonnet “Everness.” Let’s talk about how best to take your extraordinary piece “public,” so to speak.
Happy Holiday; thanks for all your great work.
Sincerely,
Ethan
Wow. I’m really not learning any good lessons, as far as habits, this semester. My procrastination is only enforced (of course…those single night writings are HELL). On one hand I’m glad, flattered, encouraged. On the other, I find a part of my wishing I could rip out the academic portion of my mind (which apparently works much better than anticipated, and make more room for creative writing).
But it is a confidence boost. And I need it. I am now set up in my room (or what used to be my room) – with my computer and a small library stocked with everything from a thesaurus, to books on angelic lore, to Neil Gaiman comics, to epic poems – and am (tomorrow) starting my frenzied finger typing and sweating and bleeding and maybe sweating blood – to get my thesis done.
In that regard, it’s always nice to look back at encouraging comments on my prior work. To wit (and I need all the wit I can git) I have an old sheet from a past writing class. We all had to write about each others’ writing styles, as if we were writing one of those comments you see on the dust jackets of your favorite novels and the like (it’s a small, close knit group, so we were intimately aware of each others’ literary prowess). My partner, the wonderfully lovely Joanna Beth Tweedy Willmore, wanted extra time to figure out what to say, and, at the end of class read:
“Like Mesner, the last name Doetsch may well become eponymous for the author’s ability to draw readers into worlds from which they may find it happily impossible to return. Joshua Alan invites readers to the outer edge of surrealism where horror, mythology, stand-up, and Mother Angelica won’t agree to meet, but metabolize in a fantastical and satisfying gumbo. You don’t have a hair on your rumpus if you’re not hipwaggin’ it to be the first in line for the next ladleful.”
I was every shade of pleased.
Time to make the gumbo…
Ahhh,grad school….
I’ve been through that Josh… my first semester of grad school I had this weird Brazilian professor who asked for a really bizarre project. I threw this scrapbook thing together at the last minute and crossed my fingers that I would pass the class… instead I got an email from him saying I was the type of student that makes people want to teach, and how it was such a privilege for him to have me in his class. Wow, not what I had expected either… but it’s always nice to be reminded of your godliness every once and a while!
Re: Ahhh,grad school….
Yeah, it’s the ones I pour my heart into that come back with bad grades. I think I’ll keep my heart to myself from now on.
I hope I’m not on some kind of accedemic probation, I’ve been avoiding my mailbox. I think I’ll have Carson censor the news for me. I really want to be finished this time next year.
Way to go!
Congratulations on your brilliance 🙂 Hey when you come back, don’t forget to get your Christmas gift. I have it now and it is really amazing, if I do say so myself 🙂 Good luck with your “thesising”.
Oh and another thing…
Thank you for the condolences, but the other 4-letter J person is no longer to be mentioned. A sad part of my past that we shall no longer discuss.
EGAD!!!!
Awesome. Not only are you bloody brilliant, but you are back online!!! this is fucking wonderful news. 🙂 Congrats with yet another triumphant Shakespeare paper. You should learn me how to pull such things from my ass :). I emailed Trevor from FU, but there hasn’t been any response yet. Once I know what is going to happen with his show, and maybe find out if FU is going to be playin anywhere while we could be up there, I’ll let ya know. Other than that, I have a feeling this break could be horribly boring. Right now, though, I am about to take a shower and do more xmas shopping…I haven’t done hardly any yet :)….whooops. Good luck writing your thesis this break. I hope you have the will power to actually do it…I know I wouldn’t….I would try and wait until the night before it was due….but that could become really messy…….Talk to ya later, dude.