Have you ever stood too close to a microwave, in the hopes that the resulting, manifested super powers would keep you from work on Monday?
…me neither…
…I was just checking.
Radioactive Rays Take Me Away
10 Monday Jan 2005
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Joshua Alan Doetsch
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That isn’t how I got my super powers. They came about in some different fashion that I haven’t been able to tell the world about before. I won’t tell you how I acquired these powers right now…but expect to hear about them sometime before one of us dies. (hopefully.) And, if I could remember the name ya’ll gave me last night, I would sign off with it right now…but I can’t…so, tough shit.
The amazing complex boy… He has that special ability to point out even your most minor flaws!
Yeah, and completely publicly humiliate his closest friends…Yes, I’m bitter.
Ooooh, now there’s an idea I haven’t tried yet…
It only works if you wear a tin foil helmet and hold a spatula….and take a picture of yourself doing it.
My gosh…you are right. I forgot that that was the cover story on American Scientist last month. You know…Sometimes I forget these things, and that is why you are there. To remind me always!
=)