Plan B sounded good. Plan B involved waiting until next Fall to graduate and to take the extra time to get more stories published (maybe even self publish a book of short stories) so that I might have better writing credentials when I leave this school. And I’d have extra time to make my thesis come into its own.
Plan B sounded logical…until it met the scrutiny of my advisor. Deadlines are good. Writing work usually happens in the heat of a ticking clock. The best tricks are played in the last minute. I know this…I just try and convince myself otherwise, sometimes.
So now it’s Plan C. Plan C is basically the same as Plan A, only it’s more like Plan A than Plan A was and it follows Plan B.
Plan C has a deadline: March 9th. I need a draft of my epic poem by then. That means some 42 odd days (we’ll round down to 40) of writing. Let’s pretend the end product is 200 pages (I have no IDEA how long it will be). That’s 5 pages a day – maybe around 1500 words a day.
That’s a little over a month of frenzied writing.
So this is my warning/apology that I might not always be available until that date. I might not answer every email or be able to go out and drink. I might go a little crazy. I might howl and lope off into the woods never to return…
But like the priest in the Exorcist says, Thank God my will is weak. So I’ll probably answer some of the emails and drink some of the time. But if not…you all know why.
So here’s to March 9th – a month, to the day, after Ash Wednesday to tell the story about the Ash Angel – and hip-hip-here-I-go…
Don’tLookDownDon’tLookDownDon’tLookDownDon’tLookDownDon’tLookDownDon’tLookDownDon’tLookDownDon’tLookDownDon’tLookDownDon’tLookDownDon’tLookDownDon’tLookDownDon’tLookDownDon’tLookDownDon’tLookDownDon’tLookDownDon’tLookDownDon’tLookDownDon’tLookDownDon’tLookDownDon’tLookDownDon’tLookDownDon’tLookDownDon’tLookDown
Holy Shit. At least you will be done, though…
😦 😦 😦 This is my best electronic pout. 😦 😦 😦 😦
Can we still go see the movie?
I don’t think I like your advisor very much. Now who will go drink coffee with me? I have lots of friends who will go boozin’, but few who will sit at the coffee shop and pretend to study with me.
How do you express “dejected” electronically?
But, I’m sure you’ll be happy to be done. Let me know what I can do to help keep you from going crazy in the process.
What to do to keep me from going crazy???
Well…going to a movie and coffee shops sounds good to me.
Re: What to do to keep me from going crazy???
Yay! Sounds like a plan to me.
Good Luck
Just wanted to say good luck and happy writing. If anyone can pull this off, it’s you.
Re: Good Luck
Thanks man.