I was just going through a stationary drawer, looking for something…when I came across and old manila envelope I had gotten from Dr. Logsdon a while back (I think it was used to deliver a story I had given him to look at or something). The return address has the standard Eureka Literary Magazine info and address. But the recipient address sticker reads:
Josh Doetsch
Famous EC Grad
Noted Actor and Writer
Sworn Enemy of Dullards
Famous EC Grad
Noted Actor and Writer
Sworn Enemy of Dullards
Dr. Logsdon rocks!!!
Joshua Alan Doetsch 
Were you seriously high at 4:53 this morning? Because I sure couldn’t tell when we were running at 5:30…
no…not high…not by earthly narcotics anyway
I’m the only one of my original writing class without an acid flash back. But they always said I was the “eccentric one.” I guess I tap into something…else…
Sworn Enemy of Dullards? Could you explain?
I don’t know. His choice of words. No story to it other than that.
But I hearby do swear msyelf the enemy of Dullards!!!
I agree, Dr. Logsdon is the shiznit.
Damn straight brotha!
We need to write a song about Logsdon, to the theme of Shaft.