I was just going through a stationary drawer, looking for something…when I came across and old manila envelope I had gotten from Dr. Logsdon a while back (I think it was used to deliver a story I had given him to look at or something). The return address has the standard Eureka Literary Magazine info and address. But the recipient address sticker reads:

Josh Doetsch
Famous EC Grad
Noted Actor and Writer
Sworn Enemy of Dullards

Dr. Logsdon rocks!!!