Ok ladies and gentleman – this is it.
My cousin Steve has been busily making video games featuring friends and family. Play them here at DOETSCH GAMES!!!
Fling penguins at Torrie. Try and catch Nick. Shoot the sexiest asteroids this side of Jabba’s fat ass.
Joshua Alan Doetsch 
Did Torrie marry into your family without any of us knowing it? Don’t get me wrong, I like her video game (although my penguins kept grabbing the balloons instead of popping them) – but I’m just a little confused.
Yes, yes, the question is…which one of the many fabulous Doetsch men is my husband? 😉
Did you notice you get 10 points if you grab a balloon, but only 1 if you pop it?
Ooooh! YAY! Something to do at work! Um, wait, I mean, something to do after all my work is done…yeah…