Well the auciton is over, it’s too late to bid. But check out THIS CURSED JAR for sale at Ebay, complete with the details of how Death itself ended up in a pickle jar. There are stories here…
I prefer fresh grown death gods…
29 Tuesday Mar 2005
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Joshua Alan Doetsch 
Josh, and I say this with 1000% seriousness, do you want to team up with me and write stories like this and sell junk on eBay this way? I think we could make a killing if this thing went for $60.
…………………….yes.
I didn’t really want to work this summer anyway.
I’ve got an idea already…
hehe
It’s a good thing this isn’t a horror movie…we’d so be the first guys to go…