Ok…so tonight I’m emptying out my digital secretary (my little audio recorder that, lately, has allowed me to get writing done even if I can’t stop to get a pen and paper). There are bits and pieces of ideas…some belong to larger projects…others are free floating random thoughts, looking for a project to attach themselves to. Here’s one of the later…

Scene: Two friends, a female and a male, are walking through a park when they see someone eating a banana.

Female (with a mischievous grin): That’s how I learned to give oral sex!
Male (looking confused, maybe worried): . . . . . . . . . how did you learn to eat a banana?