It’s snowing out, just predawn and it’s fun to watch and I’m feeling kind of loopy.
I promised an update awhile ago…but the caffeine has run its course and only leaves me with a slight jitter and no brain energy. Thoughts are falling out of my head and getting mixed in the snow.
Let’s see…
Thanksgiving break, all one week of it, was GREAT. Yeah…living the loner life of the hip bachelor is fun…but it was nice to go home, eat home cooked food (I use the microwave so much it’s a wonder I haven’t gained some superpower…or some putrescent deformity that would make Jeff Goldblum puke Fly-acid on his donuts…be afraid, be very afraid). And to sit and do nothing. NOTHING. I’m lazy by nature…but there’s always that guilt that I could be doing something…but not on Thanksgiving. Not this week. I can sit, in front of a fire. See the family (we’ve stopped going to larger family gatherings and keep Thanksgiving relaxed, with immediate family time). Got to see my now tough as nails, New Yorker, sister. She mentioned a costume party she went to where, it came to her attention, some fuck-wit (excuse the language, but verbal and textual communication is flawed enough as it is, we have to use all the words at our disposal to even have a prayer of getting a fraction of our meta-messages across) had made a bet with his friends that he’d have sex with my sister that very night.
A couple of moments of seething anger…but then she told me how she handled it and I got a laugh out of the situation (and our before mentioned friend lost 20 bucks).
During that week, Nick and I went to see an improv show (it was good and very unique) in Chicago, along with Mike Urnikis…who had DVD copies of Black Days. At last!!! Now everyone can see me as a drug dealer (dressed…exactly as I might normally dress…) and Nick get shot in the head a half dozen times (you rewind it and you can make it an even dozen).
At the improve joint, little-brother-Nick spotted an old head shot of Mike Myers that, he thought, looked a bit like an old head shot of me (Dee took it…maybe my Sophomore year).
Nick: “Hey Josh…look. You’re like a fat Mike Myers.”
Josh: “Well thanks…you’re like an unsuccessful Johnny Depp”
More lazing at home…more days…
I won some contest too…
Speaking of which, at the last minute, I ditched the short story I was going to read in Short Fiction class and brought in the first chapter of the novel I will now write for the competition – test it out on my classmates. Afterwards, I walked Joanna, the teacher (though she was a classmate of mine until last year) back to her car…cause it’s a dark, big parking lot and because a shady looking character had kind of stalked her, in the lot, a few weeks back and because, as I’ve always said, the best protection against a shady looking character is to have your own, shadier looking character walk with you.
Joanna told me how excited she was about my contest…but then said she couldn’t really expect it as happening any other way. “You’re the one, Josh,” she said, “the one whose name is going to be out there.” I was taken aback by this. What she was referring to was our little group of UIS writers – not all of them, but the little group we had, in class, a few years ago – the original guinea pigs of Dr. Perkins’s new writing program. Other students drifted in and out. I was taken aback because this was a very nice compliment…and Joanna’s the kind of person you just believe. This is a GOOD group of writers, every one of them. None of my other classes come close. And I remember coming into this group (I was the outsider…the baby of the group as all of them were in their thirties when I came into the class almost four years ago). I remember the first class and feeling intimidated (not because of anything they did…they were great). I’m the last one of “the group” still a student here…they’ve trickled away in graduation.
And Joanna telling me that I’m “the one” made me feel good indeed.
All right…I have to sleep.
My neck is very stiff and very much in pain…but I feel I have little room to complain.
I’m listening to an audio recording of “Ulalume” by Edgar Allan Poe, one of my favorite poems. Jeff Buckley reads it and does a great job (and there are nice haunting sounds in the background). It’s dark and beautiful and although a guy like Poe might have caught a few raised eyebrows at contemplating the dark so closely…when you can find beauty in the dark, you’ve gained a valuable thing.
The snow’s still falling…
Wow, you two are so mean to each other it’s great.
Wow, you two are so mean to each other it’s great.
If one of us wasn’t mean…than the other would have to feel guilty.
If one of us wasn’t mean…than the other would have to feel guilty.
My gosh, you look different with short hair. It’s kinda scary.
And I want to see Nick get shot in the head a dozen times!!
My gosh, you look different with short hair. It’s kinda scary.
And I want to see Nick get shot in the head a dozen times!!
It’s fun to watch. Nick should have his copy in Eureka for all those who want to see his demise.
It’s fun to watch. Nick should have his copy in Eureka for all those who want to see his demise.
I almost threw up when I saw it. It’s really convincing. I remember walking really close to Nick the rest of the day when I was around him just to remind myself he really didn’t die. (I get a little too into movies.)
I almost threw up when I saw it. It’s really convincing. I remember walking really close to Nick the rest of the day when I was around him just to remind myself he really didn’t die. (I get a little too into movies.)
Neo…you ARE the one.
Neo…you ARE the one.
Thank you Burger King.
Thank you.
Thank you Burger King.
Thank you.
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josh, congrats on everything. burrito this weekend?
also, i must ask a favor of you. marcellus highly recommended that i ask joanna to be on my thesis committee. i’ve sent her an email to ask, being that i don’t know her that well, but have yet to hear back — it’s only been a day or two, though. anyway, i’m not sure she even remembers me, so a word (hopefully a nice one) from you couldn’t hurt. wink wink, nudge nudge, know what i mean?
best,
ron
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josh, congrats on everything. burrito this weekend?
also, i must ask a favor of you. marcellus highly recommended that i ask joanna to be on my thesis committee. i’ve sent her an email to ask, being that i don’t know her that well, but have yet to hear back — it’s only been a day or two, though. anyway, i’m not sure she even remembers me, so a word (hopefully a nice one) from you couldn’t hurt. wink wink, nudge nudge, know what i mean?
best,
ron
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Oh yeah…she teaches now…so she could be a reader…
SHE’S MINE ALL MINE!!! Hahahaahahahahaaahaha!!!
Just kidding. I’ll put in a word for you.
Re: …
Oh yeah…she teaches now…so she could be a reader…
SHE’S MINE ALL MINE!!! Hahahaahahahahaaahaha!!!
Just kidding. I’ll put in a word for you.
Okay… I want to comment on everything…let’s see if I can cover it all…
1 – I liked the snow too. 🙂
2 – I’ve got to hear all of the story about Danielle foiling fuck-wit’s evil plot!!!
3 – Where is my DVD?
4 – I liked your comeback for Nick… did you tell him I think his head shot looks like a forest elf and that my whole family thinks you’re the cute one? Nah… I think what you said was sufficient.
5 – I love Joanna! Why don’t you bring her out with us? Will you? Please? I only talked to her for 5 minutes, but I think she is one of the sweetest, most genuine people I have ever met in my life. I want to be just like her if I ever grow up.
6 – What did you do to your neck?
7 – Jeff Buckley is very haunting… I’m sure combined with Poe he just chills ya all over.
8 – Unrelated… so, how much was your parking ticket? I’ll split it with you since we could have just as easily left my car downtown…
Okay… I want to comment on everything…let’s see if I can cover it all…
1 – I liked the snow too. 🙂
2 – I’ve got to hear all of the story about Danielle foiling fuck-wit’s evil plot!!!
3 – Where is my DVD?
4 – I liked your comeback for Nick… did you tell him I think his head shot looks like a forest elf and that my whole family thinks you’re the cute one? Nah… I think what you said was sufficient.
5 – I love Joanna! Why don’t you bring her out with us? Will you? Please? I only talked to her for 5 minutes, but I think she is one of the sweetest, most genuine people I have ever met in my life. I want to be just like her if I ever grow up.
6 – What did you do to your neck?
7 – Jeff Buckley is very haunting… I’m sure combined with Poe he just chills ya all over.
8 – Unrelated… so, how much was your parking ticket? I’ll split it with you since we could have just as easily left my car downtown…
1 – Yep…come February, I’ll likely hate it…but for now…
2 – Will do.
3 – There are only copies for cast and crew at the moment.
4 – He’s had new headshots taken sinse then…but “forest elf” is freaking hilarious.
5 – I’ll have to get her to come out sometime.
6 – I’m not sure. It’s just been getting tense and stiff lately.
7 – Damn straight. It’s on that same album as that Christopher Walken track you Lime Wired the other night, if you want to find it…otherwise I’ve got it.
8 – Don’t worry. It’s just five bucks. It’s an odd number and thus, impossible to split…that’s just science.
1 – Yep…come February, I’ll likely hate it…but for now…
2 – Will do.
3 – There are only copies for cast and crew at the moment.
4 – He’s had new headshots taken sinse then…but “forest elf” is freaking hilarious.
5 – I’ll have to get her to come out sometime.
6 – I’m not sure. It’s just been getting tense and stiff lately.
7 – Damn straight. It’s on that same album as that Christopher Walken track you Lime Wired the other night, if you want to find it…otherwise I’ve got it.
8 – Don’t worry. It’s just five bucks. It’s an odd number and thus, impossible to split…that’s just science.
What are you talking about? I don’t have limewire… oh wait, that’s not an illegal track… ok then, sure.
What are you talking about? I don’t have limewire… oh wait, that’s not an illegal track… ok then, sure.
dude that is uncanny if you has short hair and moles that would totally be you
Um, Suzy… That is him… several years ago…
Um, Suzy… That is him… several years ago…
hi guys my name is suzy and i am a f-ing idiot!
hi guys my name is suzy and i am a f-ing idiot!
All the kings horses…and all that shit…
Yep…and there it is…Josh fell out of his chair…
All the kings horses…and all that shit…
Yep…and there it is…Josh fell out of his chair…
Re: All the kings horses…and all that shit…
i got caught scanning lj…not reading each word
Re: All the kings horses…and all that shit…
i got caught scanning lj…not reading each word
dude that is uncanny if you has short hair and moles that would totally be you
ahhh…the picture returns! You hardly look like the shady character that you are! 😉
ahhh…the picture returns! You hardly look like the shady character that you are! 😉