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audio fiction, dad, halloween, justice league of america, neil gaiman, norway, the graveyard book, the nightmare before christmas
I was arrested on charges of journal neglect.
And conspiracy to commit journal neglect.
And general slothdom.
And polygamy. But those charges were dropped as authorities discovered that my wives were all well over the legal age, and all in my head. Too soon?
I agreed to a plea bargain. This includes regular use of this blog as well as other stipulations, like riding a bike from Chicago to New York next September (more on that in a future post).
In the time between posts, we’ve gone all the way from pumpkin patch season to It’s-colder-than-a-witch’s-mamary-gland season.
Some highlights:
A Parrot-Head Looks at Fifty
My Dad had his 50th birthday bash in October. It was quite the revel. Drinks and family and friends and a live band, and various forms of tropical dress. You could read the happy and the celebration written on his face (he deserves more good-spiritted debauchery more often). I got to wear my pirate hat which makes me happy (this sentence might imply that I get to wear it rarely…but that’s not true…I’m wearing it right now…ask me what else I’m wearing…).
By the bye, if you happen to be reading this and you have pictures of that night, and you emailed them to me, then I would be in your debt. If you’re reading this and you do not have those photos, then no worries. If you have the photos but are not reading this, then I guess you won’t get the message. If you are reading this and you have the photos, but suddenly stopped reading, then
Neil Gaiman, The Graveyard Book, and Ghost Stories by Fire Light
On October 2nd, I was able to go see Neil Gaiman do a reading from a chapter of his latest book, The Graveyard Book. T’was a good reading. T’was a good book (sweet and macabre…like me). And t’was just the right time of year.
Hungry for more, my brother (Nick) and I began holding audio fiction sessions in the backyard, on the deck, by the woods. We’d ignite the fire pit, drink Dunk n’ Donuts coffee and/or hot cider laced with rum, puff a cigarillo or two, and listen October themed fiction and audio performances from my iPod’s growing library (it’s a hungry little bugger).
Our friend, Dori, joined us one night and, to our surprise, really liked it. He had never listened to a single, solitary bit of audio fiction…and he was hooked after one session, practically begging us to continue after we were ready to quit. I mean he’s really Jonesing for this sh!%. It’s refreshing, actually, in this age of multi-multi-multi-mind numbing media—crack for the ears, heroin for the eyes—how excited he was to discover this new form of entertainment, noting how vivid the visuals came to his mind while he stared at the fire, how rejuvenated he felt after listening to a story, how meditative the experience was.
So he made it a pretty regular habit—stories by the fire—occasionally pausing the pod to hear the coyotes going nuts, likely over some kill, in the not too distant distance.
Score one for literacy.
Being read to is a very special ritual. Too many give it up after childhood.
Got Spandex?
For Halloween, a dozen friends and I hit the bars dressed as the heroes in the Justice League of America. As luck would have it, the first bar had Batman’s entire rogues gallery of villains. We got to threaten and shit-talk each other for hours. Awesome.
More photos to come, but here’s a peek:
Pre-Nativity Night Terrors
My article about The Nightmare Before Christmas 3D found a home over at Killer-Works. It’s a great site and email newsletter on all things frightening and strange. Go check it out.
Trading My Pirate Hat For a Viking Helmet?
I’m applying like crazy for writing jobs. If my debt is the Nothing—then I am Atreyu, holding on to a tree, feet off the ground, trying not to get sucked in. Still, I’m holding out on hope for a job that actually interests me and uses some of the skills I spent all that money to get he documentation that says I have them. The latest job submission was to a video game company in Norway. They liked my resume and writing samples enough to send me a little writing test. I sent that off to them on Friday. We’ll see what happens.
Bookmarks, bookmarks, bookmarks
Some internet bookmarks of interest:
Kick-ass interview with Alan Moore.
Custom keyboards for the eccentric typist.
The best coffee in the world comes from cat skat.
Novelist strike!?!?!?
Coffin shelves (consider this on my Christmas list).
Joshua Alan Doetsch 
Fucking Barnes and Noble by me doesn’t have the Graveyard Book and I loathe paying for shipping. Didn’t they used to have something where you could order the book to be directly shipped to the store and pick it up? What happened to that? Terrible. F.
You should be able to ship it to the store. And if your purchase is $25 or more, it’d be free shipping anyway.
Hmmm…I couldn’t find how to do that on the website. Is it something I have to go into the store to do?
Um…I haven’t been on the website, so if you can’t find it, yeah, just go into the store. Let me look for you.
lacubsfan said:
Fucking Barnes and Noble by me doesn’t have the Graveyard Book and I loathe paying for shipping. Didn’t they used to have something where you could order the book to be directly shipped to the store and pick it up? What happened to that? Terrible. F.
purplejoy716 said:
You should be able to ship it to the store. And if your purchase is $25 or more, it’d be free shipping anyway.
Good to hear back from you here in the blogging world. Yay for pirate hats! I really don’t know what else to say here…
Hey there 🙂
Sometimes “Yay for pirate hats!” is all that needs to be said.
How are the holidays treating you?
I’m suffering monetarily, but good nevertheless. Darn Barnes and Noble giving me so few hours. But I still like the job. I’m looking into getting a job with a tutoring center.
And you? And would the job in Norway actually take you to Norway? You would be missed.
Awwww thanks 🙂
Yes, it would involve moving to Norway…but that is after a very long list of If’s.
purplejoy716 said:
Good to hear back from you here in the blogging world. Yay for pirate hats! I really don’t know what else to say here…
lacubsfan said:
Hmmm…I couldn’t find how to do that on the website. Is it something I have to go into the store to do?
nevermore_66 said:
Hey there 🙂
Sometimes “Yay for pirate hats!” is all that needs to be said.
How are the holidays treating you?
purplejoy716 said:
Um…I haven’t been on the website, so if you can’t find it, yeah, just go into the store. Let me look for you.
purplejoy716 said:
I’m suffering monetarily, but good nevertheless. Darn Barnes and Noble giving me so few hours. But I still like the job. I’m looking into getting a job with a tutoring center.
And you? And would the job in Norway actually take you to Norway? You would be missed.
You didn’t know that the best coffee in the world has been pre-digested? Personally, I wouldn’t care to spend hundreds of dollars on something that has already been through the digestive system of some feline/rodent (some sources compare the animal to a cat, others to a rodent of some kind). I learned about it a few weeks before I started working at the coffee shop. Sabra doesn’t sell kitty poo, though.
Congratulations on the Nightmare Before Christmas article!
It’s cool. I’m feeding Dunk’n Donuts coffee beans to the neighborhood cats and waiting to reap the rewards.
It’s going to be soooooo good!
I once thought of sending Sabra a joke letter, offering to rent out a cat to feed coffee beans to. I might save it for April Fools.
genenda said:
You didn’t know that the best coffee in the world has been pre-digested? Personally, I wouldn’t care to spend hundreds of dollars on something that has already been through the digestive system of some feline/rodent (some sources compare the animal to a cat, others to a rodent of some kind). I learned about it a few weeks before I started working at the coffee shop. Sabra doesn’t sell kitty poo, though.
Congratulations on the Nightmare Before Christmas article!
Reading aloud was the norm until just last century. Books were expensive, literacy rates low, schooling scarce, and families large, so even in novels themselves you get scenes of people reading novels and newspapers aloud (as well as the usual sermons, poetry, etc.). Audiobooks are my friend during holiday baking/grading marathons (i.e., right now). I liked the Neil Gaiman story we heard, though I was not as fond of the ensuing nightmares.
Glad you liked it 🙂
My iPod is my own personal storyteller now.
mrs_borglum said:
Reading aloud was the norm until just last century. Books were expensive, literacy rates low, schooling scarce, and families large, so even in novels themselves you get scenes of people reading novels and newspapers aloud (as well as the usual sermons, poetry, etc.). Audiobooks are my friend during holiday baking/grading marathons (i.e., right now). I liked the Neil Gaiman story we heard, though I was not as fond of the ensuing nightmares.
nevermore_66 said:
Awwww thanks 🙂
Yes, it would involve moving to Norway…but that is after a very long list of If’s.
nevermore_66 said:
It’s cool. I’m feeding Dunk’n Donuts coffee beans to the neighborhood cats and waiting to reap the rewards.
It’s going to be soooooo good!
nevermore_66 said:
Glad you liked it 🙂
My iPod is my own personal storyteller now.
genenda said:
I once thought of sending Sabra a joke letter, offering to rent out a cat to feed coffee beans to. I might save it for April Fools.