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Papa Ghede laughs at those lousy notes…

08 Tuesday Mar 2005

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So I get a very static laced call from my Mom. My sister, who’s going to school in New York, came into her dorm tonight, to find a groggy roommate, moaning about something in her bed. When asked, her roommate said she took a bunch of NighQuill tablets. Danielle (my sis) was worried, but Kelly (her roommate) said that she was just really-really tired and wanted to sleep. My sis was not letting any of that slide and told her roommate that she was getting out of bed, NOW, throwing up, and then they were going to walk around for a while (this from the timid little girl I grew up with).

So they did and it was good that they did because soon thereafter, Danielle found a note, from Kelly, to her, telling her this and that about this and that and oh please tell my family why (yadda-yadda…I don’t think anyone has ever written an original suicide letter…it’s all the same self-centered tripe…I’d like to say it offends me as a humanitarian…but it really offends me as a writer).

These details I got from my mom, between bouts of horrid cell phone reception (damn you Sprint). The letter is scary and yet eight NighQuill tablets sounds a lot more like an attention grabber than a finale act – and the more static hissed details I received, the more it sounded like a means of getting the attention of a recently X’ed boyfriend. And of course, my Mom got all of these static screamed details, between disconnected calls with her daughter (infuriation…thy name is Sprint!).

So now sis is stuck in that tough spot – she has gotten very close with Kelly and now has precarious position of deciding what to do. A cry for help? Maybe. But Kelly’s Mom ought to know…but Danielle does not have that phone number…

…and I just got another call from my Mom. It turns out, Danielle (probably as I’ve typed this) has confronted Kelly and convinced her to call her Mom.

Looking back over the post…I realize I haven’t shown a lot of pity for the would-be suicidie. I do have sympathy though…but pity has killed more than one depressed soul. I hope she gets better and that her Mom can help…and I hope Danielle keeps her tap-dance shoes polished, to tick her in the ass.

Angry at the notion of suicide – but damn proud of my little sis (if only Sprint, in its infinite wisdom, would let me talk to her).

To end on a lighter note – I leave you with DARTH TATER…

She may not be pretty…but her top comes off…

07 Monday Mar 2005

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“Death is dirty old man who smokes and drinks too much.”
–Rose Red

Well, it didn’t end the way I wanted……..but this is the sound of total relief and reinvigoration.

Hell is a blank page and cabin fever doesn’t help. I’ve spent most of a week staring at a screen and keeping to myself and my notes. A long, LONG time of research and preparation built up so much inertia, that I couldn’t write. I felt powerless. I don’t think I ever felt as dismal about my talents as the last few days. Let that be a lesson. Research and preparation is all well in good, but sometimes you have to strike when things are chaotic and messy – in order to keep up the energy and innovation. My brain had a clog and it was painful.

But I’m past it! I won’t go into the details (I’m too tired) or the things I had to do and to think about…but I’m past it, at a clip. But now…I realize I’ll be here another semester. I have two days to have a rough draft…and don’t think I’ll realistically have one done until the beginning of May. Oh well I say. After running (which is getting more invigorating than tiring) I drove around with the top down…one of the best feelings in the world. The world!


Had to study Papa Ghede, the loa spirit of Death in the Vodou pantheon (he plays a bit of a role in the story). He’s the top hat wearing, cool shades donning, copious amounts of rum drinking, cigar smoking spirit of the cemetery. But voodoo folk don’t see him as morbid. He is also the spirit of healing, sex, and humor. He protects children…as they are too small to die. He has a lewd sense of humor, as unpredictable as a child, as dirty as a sailor. When he visits during a Vodou ceremony (by possessing the practioners) he brings a bit of levity to serious affairs. The ridden person takes on his persona, tries to kiss or press up (very suggestively) against all the women, and cause general mischief. But this isn’t for mere entertainment purposes. This is a spirit and a people that come from hard times, death, and a country with a high mortality rate in infants. In the face of that, you have to form a persona, a mask that can smile and laugh at mortality and sexuality. Whether we are in a coffin, making love in a bed, or just born – those are the moments when everything else breaks down and we’re at our most mortal and vulnerable…and Ghede laughs at it.

When you can crack a wicked grin in the face of the worst life has to offer, face mortality and see things through the purple shades…well that’s powerful magic.


The Decaptiated Heads Are Only $1.25

05 Saturday Mar 2005

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Yesterday was Anthesteria – the Greek Festival of the Dead.

The Film NOSFERATU premiered in 1922 on this day (March 5th).

I’m trying to design a voodoo ritual that would, in my little fictional world in my head and hopefully on the page, summon the spirit of Crow.

Oh…and TIM BURTON IS HAVING A GARAGE SALE.

Random Thoughts During a Dark Knight

05 Saturday Mar 2005

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Barnes & Noble is a dangerous place…and again I bought some books. Danger guide books seem big these days (and they all come in that nifty, compact, handbook format). There are the Worst Case Scenario Books and How To be an Action Hero (or fill in the blank) books. There’s even a Zombie Survival guide (you have that book too…right Alex?). Today I got the next step THE BATMAN HANDBOOK. Everything a would be crime fighter needs from how you’d actually throw a baterang (spell check just won’t let me get away with that word) to what you’d have to include in a bat-suit (hyphen beats spell check!). Oh what fun.

If I ever have the pleasure of writing a script for a Batman graphic novel, comic, or movie, I think I”d open it up with this quote (I love quotes):

“Day was departing, and the darkening air
Called all earth’s creatures to their evening quiet
While I alone was preparing as though for war”
-Dante, The Inferno, Canto II, Lines 1-3

Pixie Dust Gets EVERYWHERE, But I Don’t Care

04 Friday Mar 2005

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I literally got pixie dust in the mail today. I’m all better now.

She broke my wings, so I broke her heart, and neither one of us even meant to…

03 Thursday Mar 2005

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Didn’t do much writing tonight. I wrote a reply to the ex. I tried to explain. Though I don’t have the words (I have so many words), I tried to explain.

I tried to explain that I’m wired like a cat (I wander, I’m aloof, but I stop to offer my love and when I do it’s very real). I tried to explain that she is wired like a dog (she loves deeply and affectionately, and can’t stand to be separated from her loved ones). I tried to explain that we were day and night and even though we hugged deeply during dusk and dawn – damn it all, but the spinning earth pulled us apart.

I don’t know how well I explained it…

02 Wednesday Mar 2005

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Got an email from my ex today…

There Was An Old Woman Who Practiced Voodoo, She Had So Many Spirits She Didn’t Know What To Do…

02 Wednesday Mar 2005

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Round three. In regards to my narative poem of pridigiuos length, we looked at two of the three main characters SYTH and CROW. Now comes the third…or maybe the first, because she really gets the story rolling (well, the prologue gets the story going…but she starts the main story after that). Post prologue, the story’s action begins with a muse (Crow) summoned by a voodoo priestess in the acid burn streets of a city…

CHARACTER ANALYSIS: MAMA NANCY “vodou mambo”

“…my past power
Was purchased by no compact with they crew,
But by superior science – penance, daring,
And length of watching, strength of mind, and skill
In knowledge of our Fathers”
-Lord Byron, Manfred, 3.4 112-17

What’s in a Name?
“Mama Nancy,” where for art this name? Aunt Nancy is an obscure figure from Vodou lore (and yet she pops up in America, Jamaica, Africa, and other places I’m sure). She is a spider-woman figure associated with arachnids and weaving. The name, “Aunt Nancy” comes from a corrupted translation of “Anansi,” a spider god from West Africa – a clever trickster god who often defeats his enemies through trickery and wit.

So now I have a nifty name. I like how closely Mama Nancy (if you run it all together) sounds like “necromancy” (magic over the dead) or “onieromancy” (magic over dreams). More importantly it gives me a motif: spiders.

I feel confident in writing a strong, voodoo priestess character. But…how do I make her different than say, every other old voodoo woman ever written in any movie or novel? I take that name and that motif and I let it shape her, define her.

First of all, she is tall, and thin (ever notice how old voodoo women are always plump?). She has long, flexible limbs (she’s very lithe for her age), with long, spindly fingers. Her fingers never stop moving, they always seem to be in creeping motion (like spider legs?). She is likely a very tactile person.

Webs…those are meticulous. Mama Nancy is very meticulous, very careful, very far thinking. The reader will not know just how meticulous she is until the very last chapter (the epilogue, in fact) and when I let you step back far enough to glimpse her whole grand web.

Other Names
Oral history intrigues me. Urban legends are another form of that. The inner city landscape that Nancy exists in is full of these and she is at the center of much of it. She is a figure of urban legend and a complicated mythos. People know to come to her. Ice killer gang bangers know not to antagonize her. Story is sometimes more powerful than magic and Mama Nancy knows this. As such, she has acquired a plethora of names along the way:

-Mama Spex: Kids think this is for the purple shades she wears. Older folk will whisper to ya (but not too loud) that its actually short for “Specter.” Further whispers inform you that Mama Nancy can speak to the dead, speak for the dead, and, sometimes, they walk for her. Nancy only shrugs, if asked.

-Aunt Nancy: Nancy is also a weaver, and very good at her art. The children call her Aunt Nancy, after the spider woman. She takes in a handful of children, off the streets, and teaches them her art, gives them a skill by which they can help feed themselves later on. [This idea is based, primarily, on a woman I met in Africa. Her name was Mama Tie-dye. Her art was tie-dye – she made amazing pictures and art and clothing (things I never thought you could do with tie-dye). She would take in children from the very poor city and teach them the art…cause there are always rich tourists around to bye. I wish I had bought more.]

-Mama Lily: She lovingly grows the white flowers and is said to use them in rituals involving death.

-Mama Bone-Digger: Strung together, this nickname sounds too much like a very bad word. No one, NO ONE, not even the most vicious street thug in the area is willing to take that chance, not with her in ear shot, and sometimes not even outside that. There is a story about a guy who did though. He won’t be missed…

“He who does not see the angels and devils in the beauty and malice of life will be far removed from knowledge, and his spirit will be empty of affection.”
-Kahil Gibran, The Broken Wings

Image of a Mambo
As said above, she is tall and thin with long limbs and spindly fingers that don’t stop. A long web of silver hair falls over her shoulders, from out the wide brimmed, nearly shapeless, nearly colorless hat she wears. She also dons a set of purple shades – the right lens is popped out when she is channeling Papa Ghedi (showing that she is seeing into the physical and the spiritual worlds). Much of her clothing was woven by herself, various symbols stitched in (crosses, skulls, spiders, webs, etc.). Her skin is the color of creamed coffee and her demeanor ranges from sugary and sweet, to bitter and murcky. She is one of those people who’s age is a mystery – you’d be hard pressed to guess.

“Now, Miss Hoodoo Lady, please give me a hoodoo hand.”
-Arthur “Big Boy” Crudup, “Hoodoo Lady Blues”

I do Shakespeare scenes with the fuzzy skulls on my rear mirror at red lights – alas Yorak!

02 Wednesday Mar 2005

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The Shakespearian Character Test
by LoudmouthLee

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=10926914448073050116

Hamlet
Hark, Ye scored 47!
Ahh, You are Hamlet, the protagonist from, duh, Shakespeare’s Hamlet. You have an inherent need to wax philosophical and figure out everything… no matter how painstaking that process may be. You need to plow through all sorts of thoughts before you make a decision, and normally, you waste way too much energy in doing so.

 

Wow.  I think that is pretty balls on accurate.  And that’s not even mentioning that we both like to wear black…

Metaphors! I need more metaphors to keep from being didactic. Open another jar of metaphors!!!

01 Tuesday Mar 2005

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Thought fragment – possibly turned into an interlude chapter in the thesis…

And the argument raged. One side didn’t mind killing anything in the womb. The other side didn’t mind killing everything else. And in the middle, trampled by many feet walking both ways, was a battered cardboard sign, written in children’s crayon, saying, “Who would Jesus bomb?”

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