I heard a lot about it…and I finally watched Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I really liked it. It brought the difference between entertainment stimulating you and entertainment sedating you, into stark relief. I like being stimulated.

I thought about stories and memories and how stories are really an author’s memories…but the connections have been erased or changed.

Stories come from a strange shadow dimension. For all their interlocking patterns, the linchpins are free floating, random. If you back track, investigate the crystalline web strands that lead from the phrases, images, ideas of a story, you’ll find a collage of unconnected stimuli.

Imagine now and picture please, seeing through my eyes, driving on some road during some night. You’re driving, yes, but you’re also daydreaming. You like daydreaming at night – if for no other reason than an adorable pun.

Night daydreams drift with the speed and purpose of a falling leaf, settling on some corner of the afterlife. No…not the afterlife. Some afterlife – a pocket of limbo full of moonlight and rattling branches that whisper to one another, arboreal gossip overhead. There’s a road of chalk brick, a luminous, white road (the cousin of that path in Oz). It travels in a straight line and has no end and no beginning. You understand this is impossible, but you know it is true.

Two wraiths walk the chalk. Two wraiths walk and talk. Brandon Lee and Edgar Allan Poe walk shoulder to shoulder, down the white road. Poe is in a dark, charcoal suit – the same suit that he wears in everyone’s imagination. Lee wears the costume he died in, from the movie he gave a haunting mystique: black and mesh and black and white goth-clown makeup. Both glow in the immortality that dying young grants.

Perched on Brandon’s right shoulder is a black bird. Sitting on Poe’s left shoulder is another ebony bird. This is important.

Over the gnarled-tree whispers and dead land hum you hear an argument betwixt the shades. It goes something like:

“Crow.”
“Raven.”
“Crow.”
“Raven.”
“Crow!”
“Raven!”

The birds caw at one another, mimicking their masters. In a place where the calendar reads infinity, one might wonder how long such an argument can go. But you wait and you watch.

“Raven!”
“Crow!”
“RAVEN!!!”
“CROW!!!”
“…….”
“…….”
“Corvid?”
“Compromise.”
“Controversy?”
“Concluded.”

The birds go silent and the souls smile, walking down the forever road, ready for the adventures of their afterlife…

There is a story here.

Later, you go to jot this down and your eyes (my eyes) crawl over the walls (even a set of organs can procrastinate). Your eyes stop on two objects in your room. Your hands (my hands) stop typing. On the TV stand, there’s a little fountain – a sculpture of a movie scene. The scene is from The Crow. Eric Draven (played by Brandon Lee) steps from out a broken window, high above. A gargoyle dribbles water, from overhead, splashing the figure, simulating the rain from the scene.

Just above the fountain, adhered to the wall and still in its package is your (my) Edgar Allan Poe action figure (you’ve always gotten a kick out of the package saying “Action Figure” in large letters).

The two figures are roughly the same size. Each has a black bird on the shoulder (the birds are roughly the same size). Brandon Lee’s is on the right shoulder, while Poe’s rests on his left…situated so they could perhaps walk shoulder to shoulder…

It’s funny, the things you might notice if you but turn your head to the right of your writing desk (and how is a raven like a writing desk, Alice?). You mirthfully muse over the mental connections that form stories. They are random, you know this – they are not situated by any intelligence…and yet you can’t explain their connections otherwise.

There is a story here.

Bite Sized Bits of the Gray Lands…

I am now in the deep bowels of a process of gathering everything I’ve written (notes and lines and chapters) for my little epic, and putting them in a sort of order (and making a loose outline) and then…it’s just plowing ahead to the finish line (don’t look down). I’ve gathered some loose free writing and decided to put some of it up here. Consider it more foreplay afore the hopefully adored finished product. Some of it is just stream of conscious musings. Others are tidbits of some of the denizens of Sheol (the lost-limbo-underworld of my book to be, Souls Unsure).

See now the hunger of the sky dip and dive swoop and dive through the membrane of live. I the hunger of the sky do fly, through the eye of the needle and fuck the camels I left behind. And now I swoop down through the anti-sky of Sheol like a needle through a collapsed vein.

Brooding queen. Seldom seen. Silent scream. Hunch over and brood. Posing for all to see. She will not speak, will not sing her pain, but tries to transmit it through reverse, osmosis telepathy. No one can see. No one looks at the brooding queen. She cements into the ground, feet first, sinking into the quagmire of quicksand despair. Then her waist, hands, feet, and hair. Now just a face, an indent in the sidewalks of Sheol. Feet trample her pout. No one sees the brooding queen.

They all see, she thinks. They all know. They all feel bad. They all see how pained I am.

But no one sees the brooding queen. No one remembers. She does not remember. She can’t remember why she started brooding…

Sheol is an echo of an echo, a reflection of a refraction – distorted. Bent. Thrice removed. Feelings, emotions are just fragmented memories of a dream of long ago. Ah, but the shades, they remember enough to want the emotions. They crave them. So watch now, as the dealers scuttle out, out from the places that they dwell. They have happiness, rage, arousal, for a price…

She vomited personal philosophies ingested from a life of disappointment. She stalked back and forth, lacing lessons with her own frustration and petrifying voice. Those who can’t, teach. How did she end up here?

She stalked the rows of broken linoleum dreams ignoring the voice in her head.

SUFFER THE CHILDREN.

She continued her march and her patter, unaware that the class period ended at forever and the children’s stone faces did not move. They did on occasion, shed a tear.

I see a lone man under street light gaze, moanin’ bitter blues in the night. Sweet tunes to a sour story, bittersweet beat blows the street.

I spy folks passing by, throwing a coin or two, Charon’s toll for a tune. They whisper – He summons the dead with his sax.He made a deal with the devil for his song.Angels gave him an instrument to play Heaven’s tune.He casts voodoo hexes in notes he learned from a one-eyed priestess.

Children throw him pennies and he tosses them smiles and when they ask he just says, “I twisted Gabriel’s horn into a hipper shape.”

With it came the sound of static, masking the twitter of suicide in small doses. The Cyclops was unavoidable.

See me.

It projected the glow and the pixels spelled SLOTH in numerous, organic ways, in light and color.

See me.

It promised escape. Walking closer. It entrapped victims in promising glows.

See me.

And the women all watched the Cyclops, while their infants decayed in their cribs and worms danced in the world of a tiny death. The gardeners watched the Cyclops as Eden turned to ash. And everyone watched and everyone bathed in the glow. It saturated their pores, throbbing away life and soul a bite at a time. Commercial break.

See me…

Fiber-optic tendrils slip in the head so easily. Input. Input. Input. See now the skin grow pale, eyes gone distant. Images and promises and empty prayers in a static hiss. Deeper go the tendrils. When despair is numb, not searing, when its cold, not hot, it’s so easy to slip into. Luke-warm damnation is an unobtrusive soup.

Deeper go the tendrils. They envelope the head. Searching for electronic life, they don’t know they are already dead. Virtual reality makes for a very user friendly purgatory. Oh…he struggles. Oh…she jerks. Maybe go out and play? Maybe go meet a lover in the flesh instead of looking for lover meat on the net? No. The tentacles jerk. The bodies spasm. Better not to fight. Less pain. Sink.

Sink and sink and you don’t even know your unhappy – till the dim, room temperature waters, cover your head.

Then your dead.

Then your dead.

Now your dead.

The skin is perfect and white.

The ribs show, as hungry as a row of leafless trees.

Dead winter. That is her time. Season of hunger and death and a hunger for death. Howling winds on a night without hope or comfort or companionship. That is her howling. Everyone hears the howl…but every time you hear it…

…it’s just for you.

And the ashen angel asked, How long? The silence answered forever.

There are no swears in some houses, but Hell has a whole river of SHIT

“And so we went from bridge to bridge, and spoke
Of things which my Commedia does not mean
To sing.”
-Dante, The Inferno, Canto XXI, Lines 1-3

We tend to look at ancient texts with a certain sort of reverence. It is automatic. As was said in the movie Chinatown politicians, ugly buildings, and whores all get respectable if they live long enough. It’s a kind of reverence that can blind us to the fact that at one time, the author was a breathing, living person and the work was new and fresh. It’s the kind of reverence that makes us forget that Shakespeare filled his verses with sexual innuendos to please the commercial masses. It’s the kind of reverence that makes us forget that Dante was a f%#*’n potty mouth.

Along with brilliant weavings of theological musings, mythological imagery, horrific reflection, and political commentary – Dante’s great work had its share of irreverent humor and visceral (that’s a fancy way of saying “gross!”) phrases. In some cases it’s just the images that are best described with those short (four letter) words that bring the disgust home.

“I saw one there whose head was so befouled
With shit, you couldn’t tell which one he was”
-Dante, The Inferno, Canto XVIII, Lines 107, 108

In other instances, Dante uses the roaring, laughing demons, to great effect, to offer their irreverent actions and words. In Canto XXI, Dante and Virgil are led by an escort of demons, “And the leader made a trumpet of his ass.”

Now put the two together…the violent action of the demons and the description of the aftermath…and we have a really gross image and a swear word…

“No barrel staved-in
And missing its end-piece ever gaped as wide
As the man I saw split open from his chin
Down to the farting-place, and from the splayed
Trunk the spilled entrails dangled between his thighs
I saw his organs, and the sack that makes the bread
We swallow turn to shit.”
-Dante, The Inferno, Canto XXVIII, Lines 22-28

But forget gross for a second. Dante also puts a little humor into some action sequences. Probably the strangest, action packed moment in the epic, happens in Canto XXI. Dante and Virgil are being chased by the angry demons that had earlier, escorted them. The duo reach a hill. With speed and without a word, Virgil picks Dante up, puts him on his back, and then slides down the hill (with Dante using the wraith as a sled) at tremendous speed…escaping the howling demons. And there it is…the strangest chase scene in literary history.

You know…if a modern movie of The Inferno were ever made (God I’d love to write that script), that is the sort of scene that would probably get taken out in the adaptation. The film makers would probably think that this is too goofy…that it was not of a reverent enough tone, to represent Dante, the ancient author. Ironically…that’s the kind of attitude that would take the work away from the author’s original intentions.

I’d keep the sledding scene.

I’m Not Seeing Any Royalties On This Deal

I cruised frigid roads that frowned in the cold, looking for a place to buy Torrie a toilet bowl lid and seat (you know…a normal Tuesday night), thinking. Wil met a student who had transferred from UIS to Eureka. He asked if she knew me, describing me. Apparently she did know me by sight…and apparently I frightened her (she worked late nights at the library and my late night wandering apparently made her feel ill at ease). I thought about this. I pondered it and my copious history of tickets (my name is probably an oft noted footnote in the annals of Central Illinois police lore). And that’s when I saw the answer to it all – the reason for the tickets and scaring folk. It’s all so clear…

The asshole who makes the neighborhood watch signs keeps putting my likeness up. See…

Every where you go…

No matter where you turn…

There I am, with a big line through me. It’d be nice if just one neighborhood had my picture on a sign that said WELCOME. Is that too much to ask? They’re running a smear campaign against me or something. I think I need to write a letter to neighborhood watch. The problem is…that’s an organization that only exists on a sign.

I was asleep for a while – waking up feels good

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I Am I Am I Am

Thought I’d join the crowd. Don’t worry…I’ll get to filling out yours as well.

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What’s the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. What was your first impression of me?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I’ll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
28. How well do you know me?
29. When’s the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Have we ever had sex?
33. Do you miss me?
34. Do you think i miss you?
35. Are you going to put this in your LiveJournal/MySpace/Xanga and see what I say about you?