OK, Karisa and I, through the magic of instant messenger spontaneously took off in a contest of bad Eureka College slogans. They just write themselves. Now read and laugh and marvel at how clever we are. Oh…many of them are based off the below photo of Nick. I’ll just put it back up. Look at it and read…
“Come here because this kid did…..and then transferred….mwaha ahahhahaha!”
“Come to Eureka…this punk came crawling back to us…why not you?”
“Come to Eureka…where the grass is always greener.”
“Come to eureka, you young and impressionable girls…..not all of them are this good looking, but you won’t know that till you get here….”
“Eureka….not just pretty faces….except for this one…”
“Eureka….why the f@%k not!”
“Eureka…best mistake you’ll ever make…”
“Eureka….we’re not the best…but we’re here!”
“Eureka college….it’s not so bad…”
“Eureka college…at least we’re not high school!”
“Eureka college…high school, without the acne.”
“Eureka! You’ve found it….and you can’t put it back”
“Eureka college…high school, but now your girlfriend has read some of those Cosmso blow job articles.”
“Eureka college…a wet campus for a reason.”
“Eureka College Theatre Department: come for the Brian, stay for the Bill“
Ah…but in all honesty, I love my little brother and think going back to EC was the best decision he could make.
Joshua Alan Doetsch 
You forgot our old motto. Eureka College: We Have Trees.
Or “Eureka College: At Least It’s Not Crack” or “Eureka College: It’s Monmouth With A Famous Alum!”
I hope that everyone IS in fact marveling at our creativity — clearly we are slogan writing geniuses.
“Come for the Brian stay for the Bill…” Anyone ever notice the double meaning in that one? As I think about my pile of student loans that seems pretty relevant. 🙂
Oh, and dude….the college was chartered in 1855….not 1854.
Not so fast grasshopper….
Ah true Dee…very true…very clever…but they were brainstorming bad slogans in 1854…
Re: Not so fast grasshopper….
ha…I suppose they would have to…it’s a shame they had to do without such lovely promotional pictures back then. Is that Becku Hearn in the background? Also…I think I see Marko!