Wise man once said, “A man should take care, when reaching for his glass, to take a long, refreshing draght of cool water, that he not, by mistake, grab the similar glass with the warm water, defrosting a furry mouse corpse, meant for his serpent pet.”
Holy fuck that was close.
I used to always accidentally chug one or two of those asian beetles in my water or soda…talk about vomit-o-rific.
Is that old man holding a cane, or something else???