Making prank calls to the ticket office, at the theatre you work at, when the boss sends you out of the office on an errand, is FUN!

Victim: Ticket office, how may I help you?
Me: [in a thick, Russian accent] I would like ticket to show.
V: And which show would that be?
M: Ticket to show.
V: Excuse me?
M: Ticket to show.
V: Yes, which show would you like?
M: I would like ticket to show.
V: Sir, which show?
M: I…Ron White…
V: [relieved that she’s getting somewhere] Ron White, yes…and what time would you like that for?
M: Ticket to show.
V: No…I…the 10:30 show still has plenty of seats.
M: Is…show good?
V: I don’t…
M: Is 10:30 show good?
V: I…yes, it…
M: [cutting her off] Why?
V: It…I… [whispers in the background as she tries to get help from our manager]…OK…I’ll put you in the 10:30 show. Now, do you have any seating preferences?
M: I…I…would like…to…bludgeon cat…with…my presence…for Ron White…at…your theatre.
V: I…uh…which…which seat would you like sir?
M: I…would like to…introduce myself…to Ron White’s…lap…with enthusiasm…
V: Sir? uh…
M: Ticket to show!
V: ………………..Josh? Josh is that you?
M: Ticket to show?
V:………….
M: I…would like…to purchase ticket to sit on your rear…for Ron White.
V: [CLICK]