“There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.”
-W. Somerset Maugham
Now they tell me…
26 Sunday Jun 2005
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Joshua Alan Doetsch
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26 Sunday Jun 2005
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“There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.”
-W. Somerset Maugham
Here is my best guess:
1: Be a genius.
2: Fill your room or writing area with ravens, serpents, movie paraphernalia,
unique lighting, and hot women.
3: Coffee. Lots of good coffee.
and if there was a 4th rule….
opium. i hear it works very well for creative stints.
Check, check, check………..and check (that one was a little harder though). But except for this magazine with shots of Elvira…I’m a little short on hot women.
oh genius…well…I don’ know…above average…(meekly and adorably blushing)
😉
LOVE the quote!
i hate when that happens, if you do find the rules watch them be in sanskrit…