I know what you’re saying, kids: “Gee wiz . . . I love the feel of human skin in my garments, handbags, and accessories, but isn’t there a way to have that fleshy touch without hurting anyone?”
Why yes, my son – there is a company that designs clothes, bags, and accessories out of synthetic human skin.
I have an active and diseased imagination . . . and I can’t make this stuff up.