That poor crazy cat, Renfield, and I
We’re not so different.
Both of us capture insects
At the behest, of a nocturnal creature
Who hates the rays of the sun
The only difference is
He serves an undead monster
And I take care of a pet Marsupial,
Goes by the name of Rocco.
That’s our major divergence.
The job’s about the same,
Though I suppose it’s a more
Fulfilling relationship, for me.
Than it is for poor Renfield.